felching

Felching is rooting around your butt for stuff. But you probably already knew that. I'm just gonna tell you how to use it in a sentence in nice company to see if they're game.

For example when you're waiting in line at a movie, you can say "does anybody know where "Felching in Bukakistan" is playing?

by bozo_de_niro June 22, 2010

Feschdezeo

Word used by the all-powerful Peter Griffin. Has no meaning other than to make people wonder what the fuck you just said.

You ma'am, are a feschdezeo.

by Paolucci January 20, 2005

fetchables

Small items that you just run to the shop to get, usually food items.

I need to run to the store and grab a few fetchables; a gallon of milk and a loaf of bread.

by Glenn Hamilton May 25, 2007

Felching

The act of retrieval of semen from the anus via suction

I was felching my ex as i regret having sex with her

by Meme slave April 21, 2017

Fetch

The clean version of any bad word

Fetching idiot
Fetch bro

by Jankyb December 16, 2018

Feece’s Pieces

When somebody doesn’t completely wipe their butthole and has doo doo, skid marks and or pieces of poop that kind of resembles the popular candy Reese’s pieces but are indeed poo.

Larry;
Dude what is that smell ?
Chad ; Sorry man I didn’t have any toilet paper .
Larry; Fuck man you smell like Feece’s Pieces !

by lil pimp the drip god September 28, 2019

Felch

According to a professor I had, it is an act which was done by some religion (I am not going to say which!) where the head holy man ritualistically sacrifices a virgin girl, then leaves the body out and the inards begin to decompose. once they are decomposed enough, they took the body out and have a ceremony where the head holy man would place his mouth over the dead girl's vagina, and his assistant would then stomp on her belly, forcing the rotten and decomposing innards out through the opening and into the holy man's mouth, and he then swallows them. supposedly the rotten innards would affect the holy man's health, and put him in a fever, where he would recieve visions (because he is halucinating) sent by their god and it would predict the future of the kingdom for the next year. i do not know if it is real, but my professor swore it was

is an example really necessary?

by the Mad Shatter April 29, 2005