Father's Day

A day made up by card companies to sell more cards in June.

Boss: Right Card sales are low in June we need a new holiday to sell cards... We've already got Mother's Day so lets jump on the equality band wagon and make FATHER'S DAY!!!
echo chamber:Excellent idea sir.

by Jimmy the Pyromaniac April 11, 2009

fathertom

Like Jesus, only better

That was very fathertom of you.
Why yes it is a fathertom day out.
No you can not have the keys to my fathertoming car.

by Heezy For sheezy March 5, 2003

fathead

someone who has an overly large head for their body

Corey man, you're a fathead!

by kandas June 11, 2003

luke i am your father

The most kick ass line to ever grace this earth, along with im a bad motherfucker

Obi Wan told me enough, he told me you killed him!

No luke, I am your father..


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!11!1

by Blaminator June 26, 2005

father judge

for bitches who like anal penetration and just dont have a brain. Father Judge is for straight bitches

Father judge is lit af bro real talk. I like all the boys there.

by cringemcneil November 22, 2016

fathing

A term to describe an action that is truly heinous. Fathing can be used to describe any unacceptable action. It can also be used to mean ruining something. It can be a sexual action as well.

Did you see catherine last night? She was fathing around in the backseat.

by filthyfathycathy January 6, 2012

fathead

1. A whack job jackass with an ego the size of Wyoming and an IQ that a refrigerator would laugh at.
2. Let's look at our Head of the Executive Branch, shall we?

If you have to look down here for an EXAMPLE, shame! Go be stupid somewhere else!

by Squirrelykins July 3, 2005