faïsel

A great human being who can be a skinny legend and a total HUNK
A Faïsel is usually very hot and sexy. He likes to play all sort of games. Hint...Hint

Mostly Faïsels are born with lots of talent and a great beauty. You can usually find Faïsel on the top a wish list on the refrigerator of many women.

OMG! Have u seen Faïsel's body?! It looks great!!
Is it strange that I want to fuck Faïsel?
Faïsel is my daddy :>

by xxBReady4Luvxx November 10, 2018

False chicken alarm

When you're agitated to get some chicken delivered and then when you can't you realise you don't want any

And I wasnt a false chicken alarm or nothing

by Queen of ceriog November 5, 2019

False Ab-vertisement

The act of sucking one’s gut in to look more fit than actual.

“The dude that was eating a hotdog by the pool totally sucked in afterwards... That’s false ab-vertisement.”

by robpunzel November 19, 2019

false acceptance

pretending to be nice to someone deemed "embarrassing" as a way to seem funny. often done by people who believe someone who is outcasted so they pretend to like them because its seen as embarrassing and funny to interact with them.

"false acceptance is normally done as an ableist micro aggression"

by iamactuallyautistic March 10, 2021

False respect

When somebody tries to make it seem like they respect somebody they don't really respect to get them to do something they want them to do (to get the best of somebody). Not everybody will pretend to respect somebody, but a lot of people will.

Lucky for you, you never needed the guy's false respect (or true respect) to keep going.

by Solid Mantis May 16, 2021

Failed Fledgling

Adult children that briefly left home that couldn't make it in the real world and moved back into their parents home (nest)

Did you hear that the Cadman boy moved back home after he couldn't get a job after eight years of college getting a doctorate in Theater Arts? I feel sorry for them about their failed fledgling.

by jmbraben May 19, 2021

Failed abortion

zenitsusbigjuicyass79

Stupid fortnite kid: Yo have you heard of zenitsusbigjuicyass79 he's pretty cool
Me: nah fuck that psychopath he's a failed abortion

by Redsis The Weirdo June 6, 2021