blueberry pooch facial

When a guy invites his dog to lick blueberry jam off his penis until he ejaculates on the dog

She (the dog) will love the blueberry pooch facials in England

by Marlon<3pooch September 26, 2018

Facial Fudge Packing

The act of shitting in someones mouth and the proceeding to have oral sex

Stacy got tapeworm from her facial fudge packing yesterday

by Fagitarius April 23, 2019

Vietnamese Napalm Facial

A move where the man pretends to ejaculate, but instead shoots Sriracha sauce all over his woman's face.

"Dude, last night, she left crying."
"What'd you do to her?"
"Vietnamese Napalm Facial, man. That shit's the bomb."

by RandD September 3, 2012

Fort Worth facial

It’s when two people are doing a 69 and the top partner let’s loose with explosive diarrhea and covers their lover’s face below.

I ate way to much Taco Bell last night and accidentally gave my girlfriend a Fort Worth Facial.

by Horizontal Hurricane March 17, 2018

Newross facial

Newross Facial occurs when an infected penis (Guneria hepc etc).Shoots all over a travellers face and uses foreskin to spread the man love all over the pykies face.

Ivor Lynch shot his man juice all over Maryjoes face and spread it like dairylea on her cheeks whit his cock.Ivor then went back to the metdesk and finished his shift.Maryjoe never got a Newross facial off anyone outside her family.

by Maryjoe September 17, 2008

Facial Dick Holder

One that holds or slaps a dick on there face.... during sex with a female or male... the one slapping it onto the others face is the Facial Dick Holder.

Damn man that girl was a facial dick holder last night...

by Stickyz February 17, 2009

The Quileute Facial

After ejaculating on a girls face, her hair is smashed all over the ejaculate so as to cause a hairy faced appearance simulating the hairy faced warewolves from the Twilight Saga.

This chick kept telling me she was for "Team Jacob", so when I finally got to hit it I gave her The Quileute Facial!

by lik-m-aid January 10, 2011