Facebook

Preppy ass bitches & sluts get all the credit for being pretty because of make-up they cake on their face.
Preppy girl: Omg like I totes love putting all this make-up on and taking 3,000 pics and posting them to Facebook while all the douchebags like it and all the other preppy sluts like me tell me I'm so pretty!!!!!!!
by I Hate Facebook. September 06, 2011
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facebooker

a guy or girl that looks good on Facebook, but not in person.
"Went to meet this girl lastnight, she was such a facebooker."

"Ahh man that sucks, butterface?"

"Totally."
by Jewdus2013 February 06, 2010
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Dude, are trying to do some facebook tonight?
by Malec March 04, 2006
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Facebook

Facebook is social networking,

alot of times it is used to wait time, and fufill bordum.

Facebook is a good way to "connect" with your friends & start drama. Nothing like two b**** fighting on facebook (:
Hey, can you go on facebook?
OMG, facebook is SOOOO the new myspace.
Ugh, havn't been on facebook in like 1234567890 days! :D

~ i can promise almost everyone who looks at this, has a facebook.!
by Kieferx3 March 14, 2010
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facebookings

Booking your hotel, restaurant table or cinema tickets for example through Facebook. Evolving the digital journey through social media.
Browsing on Facebook, feeling hungry. Book a table for dinner on a brand page without leaving Facebook or lifting the phone. Facebookings - Ultimate convenience!
by pjpbarnes January 12, 2012
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Facebook

A social media site originally used for updating friends and family of various aspects of users' lives but is now a convenient format for all those annoying old people to voice their political opinions.
Old Man: I hate Obama! Better post a million articles about it on Facebook!
by Moaloa November 18, 2015
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only 50 year old moms use this to heart live, laugh, love pictures and the stupidly popular minion memes.

also if you have it and your like, 7, your parents were probably on crack and done with the world to let their child have any form of social media.
karen: "wow! this facebook meme is so funny!"

"your fucking retarded."
by milkpuddl3s November 12, 2020
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