facebooker

a guy or girl that looks good on Facebook, but not in person.

"Went to meet this girl lastnight, she was such a facebooker."

"Ahh man that sucks, butterface?"

"Totally."

by Jewdus2013 February 5, 2010

Facebook

Preppy ass bitches & sluts get all the credit for being pretty because of make-up they cake on their face.

Preppy girl: Omg like I totes love putting all this make-up on and taking 3,000 pics and posting them to Facebook while all the douchebags like it and all the other preppy sluts like me tell me I'm so pretty!!!!!!!

by I Hate Facebook. September 6, 2011

facebook

1) cocaine, white, "cool stuff"

Dude, are trying to do some facebook tonight?

by Malec April 14, 2006

Facebook

Facebook is social networking,

alot of times it is used to wait time, and fufill bordum.

Facebook is a good way to "connect" with your friends & start drama. Nothing like two b**** fighting on facebook (:

Hey, can you go on facebook?
OMG, facebook is SOOOO the new myspace.
Ugh, havn't been on facebook in like 1234567890 days! :D

~ i can promise almost everyone who looks at this, has a facebook.!

by Kieferx3 March 13, 2010

Facebook

A waste of time.

I wasted my time on facebook last night.

by Darth_Wilson September 28, 2019

Facebook

A social network used for poking and friending and on. To friend to play games, (deal or no deal, great game). A way to stalk and get creeped out by people and look at peoples belated profiles, awkward! Never friend someone you don't or it will get weird!!!

"Hey John, I can't wait to facebook you the answer to the Science Test." "

by MariahCarey'sfriendnamedBob April 13, 2012

Facebook

The reason why I can't get on with my life and put my phone down. Also where people document every action they make.

Bob: I am addicted to facebook!
Michelle: Get a life!

Bob: Wait, I need to put what you said on facebook!

Bob: *opens the facebook app*

by t_lly July 3, 2014