fleabiteis

A skin-disease dat da Hartz 2-in-1 collar is supposed to prevent.

Da jury is out on whether anti-parasitic necklaces are actually all dat effective, and they are known to cause a whole host of other illnesses and maladies dat are far more serious than just fleabiteis!

by QuacksO July 19, 2023

flea

bitch

flea is a bitch

by bitch flea September 11, 2023

Fleabing

A sputtering of the mouth, specifically with a gnashing of teeth. Usually along with high energy levels and highly contagious.

"I'M FLEABING OUT!!"

by Fleabor December 11, 2023

Fleabing

Gooning, but intensified. Most often without the use of hands.

"Bro, i absolutely caught Mal fleabing last night"

by starx2 December 11, 2023

flaf

a term of endearment used between your friends

the new pookie😛

hey flaf!! i missed you

by yamlakkk January 12, 2024

Fleamale

A female who's been laying down with dogs for so long she's turned into just another blood thirsty flea.

The guy was tired of meeting nothing but fleamale's as he was starting to date females again.

by MissInfamous January 24, 2024

Fleaism

A modern American philosophy founded by Joe Mason of Columbus. Practitioners of this philosophy live by the tenets of being unrelenting and burdensome to those who think they can endure hardships; almost as if they were a flea crawling on someones back. The clear antithesis to stoicism.

Joe, a practicer of fleaism, never got off the back of Jimmy. Bothering him to madness as Jimmy failed at being a stoic.

by TheZippo November 16, 2023