faris

Ancient Greek for "player." Although player was meant as someone who excels at sports and games, many people named Faris are also players with girls.

Dude, I wish I could be like Faris. He's such a player with the ladies, and he's good at like every single sport.

by vootylicious November 29, 2011

Slut Farmer

One who frequently gets it on with women of a rather loose nature due to his lack of ability to get anything repectable.

Bruce: You hear Chris got another girlfriend?

John: Again? That guy's a real Slut Farmer!

by SgtRed September 7, 2005

Trout Farm

Usually a bar or restaurant, but any sort of establishment with "regulars" that all know each other and are afraid of strangers or new faces, that acts as a support group for the untalented and unfortunate people of the world who have been unsuccessful at their lives. This self-contained environment allows only positive feedback and therefore is intentionally oblivious to the real world and its harsh judgment. The denizens of this world are the "trout" that have been caught by the harsh realities of life and are farmed in a safe environment where no one can harm them. Karaoke bars and Independent Coffee Shops are frequently Trout Farms.

Everyone was telling me why my life was so terrible and I was so untalented, but the I went down to the Trout Farm and everyone told me how great I was and put gold stars on my crayon drawings!

by Ford Leiden December 26, 2009

Animal Farm

A "fairy story" by George Orwell, where farm animals take over the farm ran by their drunken master. The book compares the animals to those involved with communist takeover of Russia. In the end, the animals are worse off than they were under human control.

Napolean the pig in Animal Farm represents Joseph Stalin.

by Jon December 31, 2003

Farm hands

When one obtains a leathery toughness on the skin of the hands due to strenuous farm work. This benefit often lets the worker grapple steel fence posting without fear, give an intimidating handshake, and suffer through cold wet nights outside easier with the warmth trapped in the callussed brilliance of his or her hands.

"Well golly, I sure am G-rateful that i've got me some farm hands, or that'n fence post would have never come out of the ground"

"Tell Owen and Alex to start throwing that hay or I'll pinch their necks with my farm hands."

Farmer: "Great show!" "Thump thump thump"
Weakling: "Hey why are you clapping like that?"
Farmer: "It's the only way I can son, farm hands"

by Jesse Potts November 7, 2005

Faress

Faress a very handsome man that you can always trust.He always can make someone feel better and brightens the mood.He is a great person to be around and a person that you will never forget.Faress always stands up to anyone no matter who they are.He is very funny and a great person to be around

Faress is my best friend

by Faress November 24, 2018

Faris Al Ibrar

A 5,8 kid that acts retarded, plays fifa mobile, and that is part of the essays

Gio - Stop being a Faris Al Ibrar and writing faces on the paper towel

by ToastedMochi November 21, 2019