Evenwood

Evenwood is a place full of scruffy cunts. it’s just people over the age of 11 smoking green and sucking bongs. But don’t mess with any fucker from ‘Evenwood’ they are hard as fuck especially geezers from ‘Shirley’. Evenwoods finest is probably Matt Shield. he is short as fuck but at the same time solid as fuck.

Don’t mess with anyone from Evenwood you will surely get killed!

by jaffacake69420 November 21, 2019

Why is that even a brainer?

alternative phrasing for "it's a no-brainer", meaning, "Yes, of course, it's obvious."

"Go see the Hunger Games? Why is that even a brainer?"

by Doctor Science August 9, 2012

evening wood

Spontaneously getting an erection after morning, usually in the evening, sometimes after a nap.

Man, after that 3 hour nap on the couch, I got some serious evening wood.

by Calculated Risk January 11, 2008

what is this I don't even

An phrase used (usually on the internet) when something is so mind-blowingly stupid that you don't even have words to describe it.

Also used to indicate confusion.

Also see wat.

hitler4EVAR114: Has anyone ever been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

inoscopedjfk69: what is this I don't even

by Luthian November 2, 2011

Evensky

Professor at Syracuse University's Maxwell School. Teaches Economics and the studies of Adam Smith. Published a textbook, Economics-The Ideas, The Issues, which has been used by his classes in addition to Project Advance classes.

According to Evensky, how can the opportunity cost be determined?

by Bob April 29, 2004

evenity

the state of being completely even

I've repaid all of my debts and favors and have reached evenity.

by Mark Adamowicz May 27, 2005

eveth

The most honest and truthful person you will meet. This person will always be your ride or die. Not afraid of anything. A true meaning of a warrior! This person is humble loyal but don't piss them off. Overall great person that gives great advice.

Eveth is my ride or die chick

by Erock July 23, 2015