A man with scissors for hands who is always miserable due to his inability to masturbate without castrating himself.
by shatteredv3 January 05, 2005
THE hottest fictional character ever created by Stephenie Meyer.
He has mesys bronze hair, super-pale skin that sparkles in the sunlight, and is really tall. He's super strong, super fast, and above all, a vegetarian vampire!
He has mesys bronze hair, super-pale skin that sparkles in the sunlight, and is really tall. He's super strong, super fast, and above all, a vegetarian vampire!
by Fuji-chan June 10, 2008
That vampire that dazzles people. All the guys are jelous of him, and all the girls are obbsesed with him. He sets an extremly high expectation for girls looking for guys. Unfortunatly he is a fictional character from Stephanie Meyer's novels: Twilight Saga.
Girl #1: Hey doesnt Jeff look hot today!?
Girl #2: Not as hot as Edward Cullen!
Girl #1: WHO!?
Girl #2: You dont know Edward Cullen?
Girl #2: Not as hot as Edward Cullen!
Girl #1: WHO!?
Girl #2: You dont know Edward Cullen?
by Kirsty(: August 15, 2008
The penis munching son of a gun pissed off his Dad so much his PlayStation along with his hopes and dreams were destroyed by his Daddy’s penis.
by EDL1979 December 03, 2018
Fairy.
I mean, c'mon! He doesn't drink human blood, he can go out in daylight, and he SPARKLES. He is NOT a vampire. He is, however, a fairy.
I mean, c'mon! He doesn't drink human blood, he can go out in daylight, and he SPARKLES. He is NOT a vampire. He is, however, a fairy.
Twitard- Ahhh, Edward Cullen is the hottest vampire EVER!
Normal person- Dude, he isn't a vampire, he's a fairy.
Normal person- Dude, he isn't a vampire, he's a fairy.
by KazIDoBelieve May 03, 2010
The best most loving person a internet star. He is awesome with girls and loves to have sex he can do any girl in the world. He is the most hottest football player of 2008-2009
by lover of edwardgarcia September 17, 2008
a man who is sexually attracted to john kerry
he also cares more about becoming president than being with his own family
he also cares more about becoming president than being with his own family
by lemonpartyfan April 05, 2007