twilight_schmilight's definitions

Edward Cullen

The act of having sex while being stoned and high. Derived from the fact that Edward Cullen looks like, and probably is, stoned. Did I mention he also looks like a toad?

Girl: "My boyfriend and I had an Edward Cullen last night!"
Fangirl: "OMG *SCREAMZ*
Girl: "..."

by twilight_schmilight March 31, 2009