Erectile Disfunction

the worst thing known to man!

dude i fucking hate erectile dysfunction

by dirty old man April 26, 2005

anne frank of erections

Jon Lajoie as MC Vagina.

Jon Lajoie in 'I Kill People' - "I'm the Beatles of cumshots, the Mozart of huge balls, the Anne Frank of erections.. no that's inappropriate."

by derebeker June 11, 2009

erection paddle

When the man spanks the woman's ass with his penis.

Somedude:"I erection paddled my girlfriend last night!"
Someotherdude:"No way man, thats awesome!"

by Crazasta October 11, 2007

Eren Jaeger

A small racist german boy who likes to do genocide as a hobby.

He is such an Eren Jaeger.

by A small cleaning midget March 31, 2021

academic erection

The feeling one receives after completing a major school project or assignment.

Dude, I'm totally sporting an academic erection right now. Five thousand words have never felt so good.

by pethcir April 1, 2010

Erection Killer

Any situation that immediately kills ones desire to have sex.

Bob: "Hey Tim have you met John's sister yet?"
Tim; "No."
Bob; "She looks like John with tits"
Tim; "Ugh!"
Bob; " Yep she's a real erection killer."

The names in this story were changed to protect the guilty. It's based on an real conversation that happened many years ago.

by OneWhoKnowsBetter March 8, 2012

Erectile melt down

When you ejaculate and you can't stop it just keeps gushing out even when you are not erect.

Susan I think I'm having an erectile melt down what should we do?

by T-rent October 10, 2014