Don't be a douche bag!

A phrase said by a douche bag to a weak soul after committing an act of douchebaggery to them. This is said in an attempt to point the blame to the victim rather than yourself.

Steven: Patrick...don't you think you've had enough to drink tonight?
Patrick: Don't be a douche bag!

Patrick: I'm hungry (Takes lunch money)
Steven: HEY! thats mine! My mommy gave me that!
Patrick: Don't be a douchebag!

by Pat Manson February 24, 2010

douche-bag milkshake

a used douche-bag that is put through a blender (maybe with some chocolate) also a 1/2 cup milk and preferably a cherry on top: this term is mainly used as an insult but a very delectable desert

1:"god my mom is being such a douche-bag milkshake"

2:" i would like to order a grande (tall) douche-bag milkshake please"

by sumdumblond July 9, 2010

emotional douche bag

a fucking asshole who decided to be a fucking cry baby and cry about every thing.

DUSTIN is an emotional douche bag

by hisoldbitch69 January 30, 2016

douche bag of the month

When someone who everyone sees as a douche bag is awarded employee of the month after they convinced management that they deserved it. Generally seen as a jerk and not well liked by anyone except other douche bags.

Rob is such a douche bag, they should make him douche bag of the month.
I can't believe Chad received employee of the month last month, should be more like douche bag of the month.

by TheRealBigN May 8, 2013

Douche bag a roo

One who is more docuhier than a douche bag him self more pronouced Dow CH bag a roo

Darin the boy scout is such a douch bag a roo.

by blackla3elskate3 September 7, 2005

Douche Bag

an enormous backpack, or purse

look at adriel's douche...it's huge!

by estrella December 10, 2003

Bedazzled Douche Bag

Noun: Someone (usually male) who wears an excess of Ed Hardy brand and thinks he (or she) is the shit.

Example A: "Man, look at that guy! He really thinks he's God's gift to women!"
Example B: "I know, right? What a Bedazzled Douche Bag!"

by EmmeGirl December 8, 2009