Whatever Sinks Your Dink

a spicy alternative to whatever floats your boat

person 1: you should run over that limp squirrel

person 2:NO, you penis I'll run over the downy woodpecker

person 3: whatever sinks your dink!

by yona420 November 15, 2020

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Dink

Dink just means for something to be dumb or idiotic. Mostly used by the north east of England (as far as I know) and it's so funny when you put it in a completely unintelligible sentence that would make Americans go cross eyed.

Me: ,pwhar, that's ,canny,,dink, that ,liek,

My m8: ,pwhar,,why aye, m8

by yourabsolutemam December 28, 2021

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Dink Flexing

Middle aged married couples without kids, aka "Dinks" (dual income no kids) spending on their lifestyles to show how hip and fit they are. The things they spend on are mountain bikes, craft beers, travel, outdoor gear in general, SUV's, etc

That couple's new SUV with new pricey mountain bikes on back is some real dink flexing.

by Laughs Along With Humans May 10, 2023

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Dink

Acronym for "dual income, no kids". Primarily used as a label for individuals who can afford nice things but are also slowly being phased out of the gene-pool.

"Look at the fucker Roody and his new Audi. Dude is such a Dink."

by DefinitelySomeoneNotNamedDave November 8, 2021

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Flappity Dink

When a male uses his hand to rebound slap his hard erect dick against his stomach, making a "thud" sound. This action can be performed to cat call / arouse nearby females

"we were laying in bed together when he started up with his flappity dink. I knew what I had to next"

by SIRTOPMHAT November 26, 2023

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