Diddle curds

When the vaginal moisture, or essence, of a woman post-coitus (or as a result of self-fornatication) begins to coagulate. Can be served as a midday treat a la pumpkin seeds.

Wow, Rach, your diddle curds are delicious this time of year. Are they homegrown, or did you get them at a farmer’s market?

by ididitallfortheloiriii8 June 11, 2022

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Diddle

A mix of a dingle berry and pee. When pee drips down to your dingleberry and makes it fall off.

My poop took me forever until I had a diddle.

by Diddlebomb1 May 23, 2022

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diddler

one who touches his ding dong or in fancier terms a penis

"that diddler over there is next to my girlfriend"

by anonymous July 17, 2022

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by testetysbi July 30, 2022

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Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker

This is what LADS say when they can't swear and say "Dumb Motherfucking Bitch" as both the school and the parents don't allow children to swear...

"Stop stealing my toys you Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker!!!"
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"That Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker is the worst guy I have ever seen..."

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