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Locked up bigger than Dallas

When something is moving so slowly, it resembles the traffic congestion of Dallas during rush hour. South/East Texan phrase.
"Computer froze again, damn thing's locked up bigger than Dallas"

Typically run together as "locked up bigger'n Dallas".
by outsnyder November 7, 2011
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Mozzarella catturata dalla dolcezza dello scampo

Popular recurring meme in the italian MasterChef community, born after a dish with Mozzarella on it was named this way.
Surprisingly, the dish wasn't well received by the judges who expelled the amateur chef from the kitchen.
Cristina, tu ci hai presentato una mozzarella catturata dalla dolcezza dello scampo... Un bel titolo, molto creativo... ma sul gusto non ci siamo.
by Buraddo May 14, 2021
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After a day at the beach, dipping one's sandy testicles into another's mouth while defecating on their forehead or chest
Last night you looked like a Dallas Dump Truck dumping Cincinnati Sandbags
by Team Nave October 21, 2011
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Lake Dallas Middle School

Cool high school with dog collar kids and kids who hiss. The concession stands are where kids ruin their lives.Oops.
She hissed at me she must go to lake Dallas middle school.
by fried oreos. October 18, 2021
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Sloppy Dallas

A blowjob but given with a mouth full of ranch dressing and after the guy cums the blowjob giver spits all the ranch out and saves it in a bowl in a freezer. After a week you take it out and let it thaw. Then eat the entire bowl with a food of your choosing.
Bro I cant believe that Julie recorder herself doing a Sloppy Dallas! Wonder how hammered she was.
by BlackaCracka October 15, 2020
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sloppy dallas

When a man blows a man with a mouth full of dip spit
My neighbor gave me a sloppy Dallas last night after my daughters piñata party.
by Thegirlma October 15, 2020
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Sloppy Dallas

A type of blowjob where the girl stuffs her mouth with dip.
The dooo: hey soup do you want me to give you a sloppy dallas.

Soup: no my sister already gave me one this morning.
by Ps4_bro October 15, 2020
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