Someone who drinks a massive amount of mtn dew. As a matter of fact enough dew to stare off a grizzly bear and make a horse stand tall on 2 legs. This man walks into small down bars with his testicles dragging across the floor. The bartender already has him mixed up a crown apple and dew before he can even cock the hammer on his 6 shooter. This man sweats mtn dew and craves hot blondes.
Hey Wade I would like to congratulate you on becoming a member of the dew crew. I saw you drink that mtn dew that was flowing between that hot LaMotte girls tits.
by Give me a beer in the c shop September 17, 2022
by Hammer Slammer May 18, 2022
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by YT:TheAndroidGamerBro May 03, 2024
A gorilla tag tiktoker formally know as Mountain Dew GT, or his tiktok handle @mountaindewgt. Mountain Dew GT is known for being a tiktoker who makes a gorilla tag skits / funny videos. Majority of his viewers know him as a PFP maker, or a funny skit provider who can make different peoples day!
Hey {Name}, remember that one gorilla tag skit i sent you yesterday on discord?
Name: Yeah i do! that Mountain Dew GT guy? That skit was really funny lmaoo
Name: Yeah i do! that Mountain Dew GT guy? That skit was really funny lmaoo
by mountaindewgt July 20, 2023
You are rotting from the inside out because you drank too much dew. Dew could be Mountain Dew or moon shine; this matter has yet to be deciphered. More information soon after I gather undercover information.
by cassieainsley February 16, 2014
by Dew funk November 17, 2023
A mtn dew sippy cup is when two people (consenting ofc) have sexual relations where one person takes a straw, sips up some mtn dew, puts the straw in the partners ass and releases the mtn dew into their ass and then proceed to let the mtn dew dribble into their mouth.
Tony: hey babe, I’ve been thinking and I wanna do try doing a mtn dew sippy cup in bed tonight
Tony’s hot babe: I mean uh sure dude wtv
Tony’s hot babe: I mean uh sure dude wtv
by YungCazual December 05, 2024