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Cumplete Cycle

When you are laying on your back, with someone bouncing on your dick, and someone else that has their ass on your face, the two people on top of you are making out, you then cum so much that your cum flows through the person that is bouncing on your dick, out of their mouth, into the mouth of the person sitting on your face, it them travels through the person sitting on your face, out their ass and into your mouth and back out of your dick, completing the cycle.
Girlfriend: "Hey babe can we invite my friend over and perform a cumplete cycle

Boyfriend: of course honey, I haven't jerked off in a month so I will have enough cum to complete the cycle and travel through all three of us.
by Booger Burrito May 5, 2024
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Rectum Cycle

When you bleed from your butt once when younger

Usually when someone is first maturing in age, their rectal cycle begins. While it’s normally one time only, for some it may happen at multiple times in their life (can be natural, from trauma, or other occurrences.) If you have yet to have yours after the age of 18, be sure to see a doctor and make sure you’re alright, while it is common to skip your butt period some may develop diseases or suffer symptoms in cause of it.

Can also cause growth in cheeks, period may last from one day to two weeks, and may cramp and pain depending on the person. It is a natural experience and happens differently for all however has been spoken of less due to embarrassment and hatred given and received from men back in the 1800’s.
“Damnn your butt looks bigger, did you get your rectum cycle?”
by ProfessorAnalyst June 9, 2024
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Mormonstral Cycle

The Cycle Mormons go through once a month that makes them become whiny pissbabies and UBER NPCs because they suck.
Derrek (Cringe mormon): "This sucks! I hate everything, all of you are just main characters!" *Slams table like the whiny bitch he is.*
Chad 1 (Not a mormon): "What's this beta male's problem?"
Chad 2 (Not a mormon): "Oh, it's his mormonstral cycle. It's like a menstrual cycle but for stupid mormons who love eating Josephussy Smithussy dingleberries."
by Mind_Goblin_:3 June 14, 2024
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Pissyphus Cycle

The hydration experience. One must drink lots of water only to have to pee. Through urination, one loses the water and must continue to hydrate.
“Dude, I’m trying to drink more water but I have to use the bathroom all the time now!”

“Ah yes, the age-old Pissyphus Cycle…”
by casual nut enjoyer December 13, 2024
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Citation Cycler

Someone who uses AI to generate citations without reading the sources, often recycling the same few references across multiple assignments. This person includes outdated, irrelevant, or misquoted sources just to meet citation requirements.
The same three articles showed up in every paper—Citation Cycler strikes again.
by Briton Phillip September 17, 2025
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vicious cycle

The phenomenon where you take caffeine pills like Tombocantuxin in order to stay up late at night. However, this results you to experience insomnia (inability to sleep well), which in turn causes you to wake up still being sleepy which makes you want to reach for Tombocantuxin again
I’m stuck in a vicious cycle: I take Tombocantuxin to stay up late studying for upcoming exams, but then I can't sleep, so I’m groggy in the morning and just end up taking more caffeine pills like Tombocantuxin!
by Emotional Cruiser September 27, 2025
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douchebag cyclist

A two-wheeled traffic hazard wrapped in $400 worth of neon spandex who truly believes public roads are their personal Tour de France training ground. Usually spotted blocking the entire lane, preaching about “sharing the road” while sharing absolutely none of it.

They’ll ride three-wide through traffic, run red lights like they’re optional, and still look you dead in the eyes like you’re the problem. Owns a $6,000 carbon bike named something pretentious like AeroSoul X-9000, drinks beet juice “for performance,” and logs every ride on Strava like they’re saving humanity.

And heaven forbid you pass one. They’ll lose their Lycra-covered minds. Just ask Gary Peacock — the legendary Park City cyclist who called the cops on a kid named Pierce for daring to drive by him. This man literally opened the guy’s car door and shouted, “I have more rights than you!” while sweating righteousness onto the pavement. That’s the final evolution of the species: the Cop-Summoning Bike Paladin.

Then they gather in packs, vibrating with caffeine and moral superiority, taking up the whole road like a rolling cult of reflective tape and trauma. AND WHY ARE YOU ALL GOING 14 MPH UPHILL BUT 60 MPH DOWN? PICK A SPEED, GREG! YOU’RE NOT IN THE TOUR, YOU’RE GOING TO PANERA!
oh look at that douchebag cyclist. he called the cops on that kid for passing near him
by racoo01 October 24, 2025
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