The act of giving two handjobs to two separate men at the same time. This term was "dubbed" as jumper cables because "positive" and "negative" penises being black and white, though not necessarily referring to this. Used sometimes to describe brothers on the DL. Real dedication and skill have to be used to create the appropriate amount of pleasure in both parties. Both members being pleasured must ejaculate at the same time, just like jump starting a car.
I gave jumper cables to my dad and brother at the same time, and it really jump started my heart (mouth).
by Jameson Dillon June 21, 2007
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by SexiEmmi April 25, 2007
Get the cyber mug.1. (noun) Any amount of electronic and/or digital media (usually way too much), consisting of, but not limited to, text, like jokes (mostly not very funny at all), digital photographs, movies or animations (usually too long) of any type (i.e., of grandchildren, vacation spots or genitalia), or digital sounds, like music.
Most cyber-humor experts agree that most cyber-humor isn't really very humorous at all, but boring, vulgar, tasteless, or excessively counterproductive.
2. (verb) To mindlessly bombard all of your email buddies with an excessive amount of cyber-humor, such that it causes most of the recipients to want to puke their guts out.
Most cyber-humor experts agree that most cyber-humor isn't really very humorous at all, but boring, vulgar, tasteless, or excessively counterproductive.
2. (verb) To mindlessly bombard all of your email buddies with an excessive amount of cyber-humor, such that it causes most of the recipients to want to puke their guts out.
1. "Your cyber-humor really SUCKS, man..."
2. "Stop cluttering up my fucking inbox, man! You're cyber-humoring the SHIT outta me!"
2. "Stop cluttering up my fucking inbox, man! You're cyber-humoring the SHIT outta me!"
by Robert E. Porter, Jr. December 9, 2008
Get the Cyber-humor mug.Often used to describe when a bunch of people are flirting/saying dirty things in a chat to eachother. Often includes more males then females. They all try to impress the one female with text.
by jarett246 June 26, 2009
Get the Cyber fest mug.When two fencers engage one another in a Facebook "poke" war, or otherwise fencing-like internet based activity. Usually followed by a thread of messages or wall posts over who got the touch.
*poke* Ha! You didn't even parry!
*poke* Wtf? No, screw you! I parry and riposte and hit you straight in the mask!
*poke* So, it's a Cyber Fencing bout you want, is it?
This can go on for a VERY long time
*poke* Wtf? No, screw you! I parry and riposte and hit you straight in the mask!
*poke* So, it's a Cyber Fencing bout you want, is it?
This can go on for a VERY long time
by Hat Guy March 28, 2010
Get the Cyber Fencing mug.a romantic liason conducted mainly through various internet sites (such as Facebook, Skype, Beebo) which culminates in a one night or series of one night stands
Sarah thought she had a relationship with Dave after so much Facebook activity but on reflection she concluded that it has been a series of cyber skirmishes
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