Whipping a crusty

A mean and condemning look; Glare.

I was going to help you, but not when you are whipping a crusty at me like that.

by Sefus July 11, 2006

crusty cumface

After Receiving oral sex on the beach, proceed to cum on the females face and then dunk her head into the sand, creating a crusty cumface.

I got my revenge on that cheating bitch by giving her a crusty cumface before dumping her

by violentjoe December 14, 2008

Crusty Hippo

When a man uses lubricant on his penis then has intercourse with the "fat rolls/love handles" of an obese, or over weight woman. Then ejactulates on/in her torso leaving the ejaculant to dry causing a crusty residue.

"That ho was such a fatass I just whipped out my dick and pulled a crusty hippo on that bitch."

by tCow December 17, 2007

CrustyDusty

A black boy who has no friends and makes fun of other people because he is insecure about his pimple infested hair line witch is on top of his head. He often dwells at KFC stalking people. He loves memorizing peoples addresses.
Others activities he loves to do is play ps4 on his chicken infested greasy controller.
Other names are Dustin Ferris or Cesar.

Look its a creepy black boy stalking my kids and fallowing me around must be CrustyDusty.

by ceazer February 26, 2019

Brown Curtsy

The curtsy/bow one does instantly when walking into a men's room to check to see if anyone is in the bathroom stalls by getting a view of their feet. It is typically done in one fluid motion after opening the door in order to allow a swift unbroken exit in a marine-like pivot should the stalls be occupied.

To the untrained observer and anyone unexpectedly walking towards you (often from the urinals) it appear as if you are bowing to the stalls to show respect.

I grabbed the paper to hit the number one stall but I had to abort after the brown curtsy.

by DrSmooth February 17, 2010

crusty socks

when you masterbate in your socks and they get crusty.

Mom: why don't you where those socks
Me: no, there crusty socks

by no name from me ooo December 17, 2018

trusty crusty

a trust fund traveler that wears dirty clothes and attempts to mask his suburban upbringing and live the life of a crusty punk. Typically, they sleep on couches, bum money for booze, have a dog, do not shower and create spectacles of themselves due to there immature age and lack of alcohol tolerance...and because they think it is cool. These kids almost always have platinum debit cards in there pockets and aren't really all that tough.

The trusty crusty made certain that no one saw him use the ATM before he walked to the corner store to beg for change for his morning Thunderbird.

by corner store February 23, 2010