Cuckie

Quirky - like coocoo but in a nice way.

That girl Eleonor is really cuckie! She can light a lighter with her feet

by Urbansuburbanslow March 12, 2018

Clean My Cucumber

Clean My Cucumber either means:

To masturbate.
To Clean Your Cucumber you've purchased or grown.

Usually, when one says "Clean My Cucumber" it's slang for beating off.

Man, I haven't cleaned my Cucumber in a week!

Nah dude, I can't go to the party, I really got to Clean My Cucumber.

Hot damn! I'd Clean My Cucumber to that fine lady!

by IHCMC October 14, 2011

Cucumber

When your child is such a retard that he can't even move or anything, he can just breathe and shit.

Person: your son's a fucking cucumber

Parent: don't talk about my ve- I mean child like that

by Faggot Disorder May 19, 2020

Cuckies

Cookies made by your Wife and frosted by her lovers semen.

"I heard Terry likes to eat his wifes cuckies."

by Jackson Galaxy April 19, 2020

cucu

Cucumber

I'm going to grow some sick cucus!

by swoledaddy69 January 28, 2019

Filthy Cucumber

The act in which the female takes the penis in her right hand and with her left hand applies green food dye up and down. And casually the woman defecates on the the penis. Hence, you have the Filthy Cucumber

DANG YO. last nite i gave my man one hell of a filthy cucumber. AWWW SHITT

by hotttiieee July 3, 2008

Irish Cucumber

A combination of Mexican, Irish and Eskimo. These citizens have long hair on their face with black, oarnge and white hairs. Typical name is Joe.

Man Joe you look like an Irish Cucumber.

by Skittlzdaboss June 17, 2018