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Cuban Creampie

A regular creampie, but with a lot of screaming and alcohol. A trademark move by broke Cubans in Florida.
Last night I won $4 at a poker game so my wife screamed at me while I gave her a Cuban Creampie.”
by Woodeux April 2, 2019
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Cuban Cigar

During intercourse in the missionary position, the woman will reach forward and insert an index finger into the man's butthole.

She will then remove the inserted finger, and place it against her upper lip and directly under her nose. Finally she will drang the brown digit across her lip while taking a single, deep inhale through her nostrils.

This is to create the appearance of one smelling a fine Cuban Cigar as seen in pop culture.
Tom: Becky surprised me last night by giving herself a Cuban Cigar.

Ted: I didn't know Becky liked to smoke cigars.

Tom: explains the sexual position.

Ted: vomits* You're both fucking sick and need help.
by Bollybones June 16, 2022
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Cuban breakfast

Inserting a mixture of rice and beans into a woman’s asshole, then letting her push out the contents into a breakfast bowl.
I made my girlfriend a cuban breakfast this morning. That shit was fire!
by arylius November 29, 2020
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The day of three kings is a Cuban, Dominican, And Spaniard Thing (Black, White, and Hispanic): The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
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Cuban Footlocker

The act of two lesbians engaged in a mutual toe job while donning Fidel Castro and JFK costumes and smoking cigars.
Sally and Gina got down for a lovely evening of Latin style lovemaking and role play that culminated in a Cuban Footlocker.
by ramblincatzsquaker July 25, 2011
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Cuban bandwagon

Similar to the Dirty Sanchez. A group and men give the receiver enough Dirty Sanchez's to form a beard, similar to Castro's
Dude, I can't believe Carroll is down for a Cuban Bandwagon!
by Dr. Chismer November 15, 2021
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