Death crust

Crusty snow that makes you want to die

Dude did you you ski that death crust. Yes i wanted to die

by Lordben March 12, 2021

Double Crust Cheese Cake

Getting sick, vomiting, and Diarrhea into an already clogged toilet. Leaving it for the next person.

I opened the stall and the smell of double crust cheese cake overwhelmed my senses.

by Rhody401 April 15, 2023

Crust Issues

Incredible mobile pizza company based in London, selling the sexiest & tastiest pizzas around.

"bro have you tried Crust Issues yet?"
"F*ck yes, honestly will never have 'za from anywhere else again!"

by wayne6666 February 04, 2019

Nut crust

When you bust a nut and let it sit for a while so it dries up getting all “crusty”

Bro 1: I busted a nut all over this bitch named destiny’s face (Picasso level) she barely even wiped it off! Crazy bro all I could think about last time I saw her with her man was me painting her face and my nut crust on her nose ring!!!!

Bro 2: damn bro sucks for that guy his girl is walking around with nut crust on her nose ring…THOTS

by Thejokerrr November 16, 2024

Simpel Crust™

A Simpel Crust(™) is someone who is a wannabe funny guy, who plays Minecraft half the day, and is bad at combos in everything else, and hasn't finished The Office

Person 1: Man, that Moroccan Christmas episode was.. wow!
Person 2: You JUST got past that episode?
Person 1: Yeah?
Person 2: You're such a Simpel Crust™.

by Simpelist Crust™ July 10, 2019

Cheesis Crust

The GOD of cheese

All hail Cheesis Crust or be smited by cheese

by Cheesis Crust September 18, 2020

vrim crust

The dried seepage around a girl's vagina.

Hey Kristen how's it going?

Not so good. I went over to Reefer's house last night to smash and he asked me to leave because he saw my vrim crust.

Oh man, that sucks.

Yeah and what's worse it that's I can't scrape it off..

by Halfrican12416 February 24, 2016