by anonymous April 20, 2023
Get the Mud crustmug. by LizintheHall September 23, 2023
Get the tuna no crustmug. The part of a pizza that is intentionally not eaten by people whose mom and dad both tuck them in to bed at 8pm and kiss them on the forehead after reading them a fairytale and checking their closet for monsters.
My wife didn’t eat the crust of the pizza at her parents’ place last night so they made her sleep in our daughters crib and our 1 year old slept in the guest bedroom.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 9, 2023
Get the Crustmug. by LunarDev February 23, 2025
Get the The Crustmug. by CRUST_IS_GOD_FOOD April 17, 2022
Get the Crust powermug. by Jagwla November 26, 2018
Get the Ass crustmug. Desert crust is the dried fecal matter that results after a person shits their pants during the extreme heat. It is often seen on the Las Vegas Strip where drunk college students and Midwestern NASCAR fans can be seen wondering the sidewalks with tall drinks and brown trouts.
We saw some desert crust today! Cindi and Larry got shitfaced while playing video poker and when they stumbled onto The Strip it only took a few minutes for their ass gravy to harden into desert crust.
by Hot Franklin July 5, 2024
Get the desert crustmug.