grandpa crotch

This is a condition that exists when there is too much length from the waistband to the inseam of your pants.

Dang man; are you saggin' or do those pants just have grandpa crotch?

by Toravon September 28, 2013

Crotch-waddle

(usu past tense) slang v. term used to describe any time when one's roommate is having sexual intercourse in one's room and one is sitting in one's hallway leaning on one's door when suddenly the sex-ee (I.e. Random club guy) opens the door which makes one fall back just in time to see the sex-ee pulling up their pants to run out the door,

Lindsay: So I was listening to my jams in the hallway when my room mate screamed, and some guy crotch-waddled me.

Fezz: Mmm, salty...

by Fezzum February 26, 2011

lumber crotch

a whore, because she always has wood in her.

what a whore.
yeah, she's a lumber crotch.

by prettypinkprincess<3 March 14, 2011

crotch craters

Herpes............ That is all.

Herpes is crotch craters

by Aunt Jemimah Buttersworth October 14, 2011

Crotch pop

Waggling your loosely clothed man bits in a sexualized manner, intending to arouse the opposite sex but in actuality having the opposite effect.

Crotch pop: I stripped down to my g-string and crotch-popped the sorrority sisters but they were not impressed. At all.

by Susan Denime November 2, 2011

crotch soup

eating, or licking of the vagina while wet or releasing fluids.

Dude i ate that crotch soup up last night.

by wassuppthenn August 23, 2011

Crotch Hop

Sex with multiple females, individually, in one day or night. A crotch to crotch conquest.

What a night. I did the old crotch hop. First Becky. Then Rachel. Then Cassidy. My balls were dry.

I never left my apartment all weekend. The girls kept coming over. It was a real crotch hop.

by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018