grandpa crotch

This is a condition that exists when there is too much length from the waistband to the inseam of your pants.

Dang man; are you saggin' or do those pants just have grandpa crotch?

by Toravon September 28, 2013

Crotch Knuckles

The hard roundish mass contained in a male mamal's scrotum. Generally found 2 to a sack. Testicles.

I noticed the lump after she cracked my Crotch Knuckles

by Oh Shit February 8, 2008

camp crotch

The condition of one's "crotchal" area after a significant amount of time camping without showering.

Shew! After 7 days camping in the backcountry, I have serious camp crotch!

by goldbricker July 23, 2015

hand crotch

The skin between your thumb and pointer finger is your hand crotch.

My hand crotch is hurting so bad!

by bombshell89 January 24, 2014

jambalaya crotch

A Cajun food combining seafood, sausage, and rice. dropped in the nether regions

Will spilled his dinner and ended up with a bad case of jambalaya crotch

by pitythefool8 April 14, 2015

Crotch Wrench

An aggressive grabbing and wrenching motion to the crotch. Either through self infliction or by someone else.

"I was walking down the street and this random chick crotch wrenched my balls bro!"

"Don't make me crotch wrench your balls off, you remember what happen last time"

"I was riding my bicycle this morning and hit a huge pot hole...the seat totally crotch wrenched my vagina!"

by Mikey P June 21, 2016

Saddle Crotch

Another name for women with a thigh gap in which the gap is so wide she looks like a cowboy who just got off of a horse.

Ewwh! That women has major saddle crotch!

by Alambdadelta March 18, 2017