Tim Cook

Tim Cook is the current CEO of Apple since August 24, 2011 after Steve Jobs resigned due to health problems. He joined the company on March, 1998.

Tim Cook, CEO of Apple since August 24, 2011

by L.J.D. August 30, 2011

Crooked Mettler

Doing a keg stand while receiving a blowjob from the guy holding up your legs.

i was sucking on that tap while he was giving me one hell of a Crooked Mettler!

by Thunder April 6, 2005

crookfoot

this word is for anyone who is pigoen toed or has one absolutly gay foot that does something strange

Hey jimmy look at that goofy crookfoot

by zimbo October 6, 2005

Chook Fucker

A useless fuckwit. A person who is both lazy and incompetent.

John the chook fucker got the ute bogged.

by Cougarman July 24, 2019

special cook

1. A down cook. Usually given the
Cooking positions commonly delegated to special cooks are:
-Master ice-cream chef
-Chief burger flipper
-Coordinator of vegatable slicing
-Champion soup stirrer

Note, some special cooks may not be entiteled to operate sharp objects, especially knives.

Fuck, who gave the special cook that knife.

by MIKE1337 March 14, 2003

Matt Cooke

Evander Kane's personal bitch

Evander Kane just made Matt Cooke look like a bitch by knocking him out in one punch.

by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

Paige Cook

Paige Cook is whiter than the all the white people in the world combined. She loves dancing, possums, raccoons, and RATS. She has her group of friends who are TRASH just like her. Although she absolutely amazing, love ya Paige!

Paige Cook ran to go meet the RATS.

by Krust Nap December 5, 2019