Critical Care

A medical specialty specializing in the care of those in the critical profession. Including movie critics, food critics, fashion critics, etc.

Also, these specialists tend to be gay.

Hey ladies, I'm studying to be a critical care doctor.

Soooo, you mean you're gay?

by Claudius Maximus November 29, 2010

crit-spam

When somebody sends some crap/shit to a huge mailing list of "friends'".

In trying to get friends to notice an up and coming DJ, Julie crit-spammed a select group of her Facebook friends.

by jubu2324 July 25, 2011

Critco

Being put into critical condition.

Did you hear about the guy on the news?
Yeah, I heard he was in critco!

by warrghhh! August 17, 2011

criticytical

cynical criticism

Don't be so criticytical!!

by B-T-Dawg September 10, 2011

Critilo

1. The distance one can project matter from the urethra
2. The distance a man or woman can urinate
3. The distance a man can ejaculate

Do you know Sam? His critilo is 40 feet!

by sutf October 26, 2011

critical dumbassity

When a really bad mistake or stupid action takes place.

When John crashed his Mustang after a twelve pack...he suffered from critical dumbassity.

by mrchristian November 20, 2012

Critical Bassline

The thing you think of when you hear anything.

Teacher - "Tango"

Student - "Critical Bassline!"

by Ublind April 6, 2012