crispy asf on the bottom

all you gotta know its nice

Wow, that puss looks crispy asf on the bottom!
Yeah bro it does look really nice, wish it was mine.

by anonymous June 6, 2018

butter’s crispy

when life is just going so well

My friend: How are things with you and your girl?

Me: Butter’s Crispy

by S&JATW May 8, 2019

crispy snizzle

The process of performing the crispy snizzle can take as long as a month if executed properly. This method of self-pleasure consists of placing a slice of uncured deli roast beef among the anal cavity over night to let the flavor marinate. The following morning, you MUST place the slice in a warm, moist environment before leaving your home to run errands. This will allow bacteria to multiply at a faster rate which will then increase the speed of the entire process. On the 25th day place the slice on a paved sidewalk exposed to the sun on a hot summer day, this will crisp an exoskeleton of mold onto the outer layer of the thin slab of roast beef. (keep in mind that if a stray dog eats the meat you must restart the entire process from step 1) when all is said and done, you may then lick the firm (crisp) mold patty while masturbating onto your significant other's jelly danish creating the "snizzle" effect. but before you release the alfredo sauce you must eat the slice.

timothy- " to be honest bro, my tummy doesn't feel right after the consumption of that crispy snizzle"
brandon- "but hey man theres nothing to worry about, at least victoria recieved the sauce danish."

by milkyutter May 8, 2019

Crispy Sprite

A Sprite that is especially crisp and delicious, usually served at a McDonalds.

It was the end of a long hot summer day and to quench his thirst Jordan took a long swig of his crispy sprite.

by crispyjenna666 June 14, 2019

crispy

a member of a very powerful and important group

Tom: Are you in the crispygang?
John: Yes!
Tom: *kneels down*

by crispycucumber October 3, 2019

Crispy Scott Sunday

When you're fucking a man up the ass and he tries to stop you by forcing a poop out to send up your urethra, but you at the same time ejaculate as hard as you can to counter the flow.

"Man I tried to rape me in prison but I gave him a Crispy Scott Sunday and he surely regretted trying to poop up my dickhole

by Slylock October 15, 2019

Crispy

The higher rank of cool

"How do you feel?"
"Cool, no, wait... I feel crispy!"

by This party is CRISPY December 17, 2017