crypto currency

money on the internet that makes grown men kill themselves.

DAMN! this crypto currency's value is going down!

by Billy Steve November 13, 2023

Cristopher

A guy who can't get over his ex. He has potential but wastes it on an ugly girl who has daddy issues. He is obsessed with anime and corny pick up lines.

Dude your being such a Cristopher!

by crispydynopop November 20, 2023

Criftoff

Strong human being who is unique and doesn’t stay for bull shit. They are very sensitive and can feel emotions from everyone they come in contact with. Criftoff also is know for their God like personality, being able to use powers of manipulation to gain trust and to destroy their victim in seconds. The name Criftoff derives from an Egyptian prince who was overthrown by birth before his rise to the throne, the son of Cleopatra. Not many knew about him for he was hidden to keep safe from the dark magicians who wanted to sacrifice him to the ancient Gods of Egypt …. No one knows where he is or what happened to him but only the past can tell

Criftoff the prince of Egypt was hidden.

Criftoff fell on the ground

Criftoff is a brilliant young man

by Criftoff November 21, 2023

Cryptocurrency

I grift proposed to you by your High-School Bully, you know, the one who was divorced three times in one year and reeks of knob cheese

Gregory: Dud, I'm telling you, I'm gonna hit it big with this new token, honest man, Cryptocurrency is the future!
Daniel: Greg, you are the same guy who bet that Left Behind would get an Oscar nomination

by Big, Big, Martian May 4, 2024

cryptobussy

What you name your anus when you have Cryptosporidium and are constantly shitting yourself

My cryptobussy is taking an absolute beating after every meal

by anonymous March 8, 2024

CRiTORA

dogshit show made by a patheic manchild of a person who once got mad at me for asking if i could make a crossover fanfic between his shitty show and FNaTI Death one of the best things to exist
the example below is a fictionalized overdramatized version of the incident

me: hey sup ddb can i make a crossover fanfic between critora and fnati death?
him:NO!!!!! YOU RUINED MY LFIE I HATE YOU I WANT YOU BANNED!!!!!! YOUR A POOPNOSE!!!!
me:ok.

by da awesome handsome shitmaster April 3, 2024

Cryptocurrency

Cryptocurrency is the only money that a human soul can use in the afterlife.

Buy cryptocurrency then hold on for death and life.

by Atlantic Words January 20, 2025