ho cred

When you date a fellow just because it will sound impressive later, not because you have a legitimate interest in him.

Selena Gomez is really racking up the ho cred by dating Justin Beiber.

by mutterhals October 31, 2011

Skeet Cred

Skeet Cred is similar to street cred.

Males gain skeet cred by boning the hell pussy.

Hey Bro, I heard you banged Charlotte.

Yeah, I did last night, several times.

You just scored max skeet cred with that score.

You know it.

by Sharktooth.jarred903 August 1, 2012

Chase Credit

When someone needs to pay you back but refuses to in cash but instead offers to buy you something of equal or lesser value that you probably wouldnt want.

"Hey Morgan can you buy me a movie ticket?"
"Sure, just pay me back"
"Ok Ill just buy you a pack of gum later"
"Uhh, Ok"
*Dammit I don't want chase credit*

by Frosty Goon October 8, 2014

net cred

The nerd equivalent of street cred. It is essentially a person's trustworthiness (or 'cred' for 'credibility') as someone who knows what's up on the Internet. The fewer degrees of separation one has from the cradles of new developments - such as following the right accounts on Twitter, being there when the very first incarnation of a new meme-to-be ever got posted on an imageboard, etc. - the more net cred one has. Essentially: a qualitative measure of one's experience with or knowledge of the Internet as a community at large.

You got 10k followers on Twitter because of your cyber news channel on YouTube? Boy, I guess you must legit have a lot of net cred with quite a few of people then, huh?

by minagica November 29, 2015

relationship cred

How well you know someone that defines the appropriateness of the things you say to this person. You probably have high relationship cred with your bff but low relationship cred with the stranger in line ahead of you at the grocery store.

His joke was totally inappropriate given that we have low relationship cred.

by Shel Bell December 13, 2015

beer cred

When you start to get a bit buzzed so you switch to shitty light beer when you've been tossing back the good shit. You keep your empty glass to prove you can handle a real beer.

Erin wouldn't let the bartender take her empty Guinness to prove she still had her beer cred while she drank her miller light.

by KeriBerry September 18, 2016

Pussy credit

The act of providing money, favours or anything beneficial to a female in hope that the favour will be repayed by sex.

Want a lift from the station? Sure I'll come get you. (Male then hopes to have a pussy credit balance he can use in the future)

by London town May 24, 2017