I'd cook

To cook, meaning the penis being inserted to ones vagina for a considerable amount of time.

Georgie: Woah, look at him.
Alice: Phwooar, i'd cook!

by -sophyy March 29, 2008

Pennsylvania pressure cooker

the act of securely fastening a plastic bag over a bitches head and proceeding to pound her until orgasm. Warning: Death is a possible outcome if you hold your nut too long.

yo, i gave my old lady a Pennsylvania pressure cooker last night and almost killed the ho!

by peterson tad October 18, 2008

dane cook

an annoying, one-trick act of a comedian who's popular sucsess still doesn't overshadow his bad comedy. taking cues from earlier greats like mitch hedburg and george carlin, he's not very funny.

Shut up man, you're being really Dane Cook.

by Dane Cook himself September 9, 2006

Let me cook

To butt out or mind ones buisness. Let someone be them.

person 1: why are you still talking to that boy?
person 2: he’s cute let me cook!

by cuntexuder56 February 23, 2023

cook up

preparing a syringe with heroin or other injectible drug

Her baby died so I cooked her up a hit but only after I got mine; that went without saying.

by _GoD_ September 20, 2004

california cocky

Attempted parallel parking that results in a noticeably unparallel park job.

Adny failed driving school because he could only california cocky.

by A. G. Hock August 6, 2007

Dane Cook

comedian that people either love or hate

1. Dane Cook is the greatest comedian EVER! i Love Him!

2. I hate Dane Cook! He sucks so much ass and he isn't even funny!

by kldsfl;ksdjfg;lkjsdf;gjls;fk July 28, 2010