Clockblock

The act of not informing or preventing someone from knowing the time, in most cases for selfish or spiteful reasons and/or even no reason at all. This can include deliberately misinforming a person a wrong time for their gain or the other parties loss in any given predicament or scenario

Though the man at the busstop clearly had a watch on, he clockblocked me when i asked for the time, leaving me unsure if i had missed my transfer.

by TwerkyWorder December 12, 2019

Cookbook Homicide

the appropriate response when someone asks you who your favorite Spotify artist is.

Joe: Who's your favorite music artist?
Anyone with a mind: Cookbook Homicide

by CBHomicide June 26, 2020

Chocblocked

When you think a tasty snack contains chocolate chips and it turns out to be RAISINS!

"I thought I bought a chocolate chip cookie! Turns out they were raisins..."
"Damn man, you got totally chocblocked!"
"For real."

by mynameisbop November 12, 2021

Cookboch

Refuting to the game Fortnite or Microsoft's Xbox One

I'm Getting off Skate 3 and getting on Cookboch

by Jacob Wood 77 August 8, 2021

cockalockapus

When you lock back your foreskin inside a pusshole

Jimmy had to go to the hospital due to cockalockapus

by Jueputa September 9, 2023

Coombrocket

The counterpart to loosestcoomb, the daughter of the mothership. A rocket composed of coomb and such as...

Coombrocket was recently placed on parol.

by hag rider September 27, 2023

COCKABLOCKA

When you're horny but you find out your partner is British during the pound sterling, but they show you their scrunkle doodily doo (you're not into it)

You're british?!
But I can do the scrunkle doodily doo!
COCKABLOCKA!

by MAOAAOO April 15, 2024