genocide convention

Another name for a safety meeting. Used when your boss knows what a safety meeting is or when you just want to sound witty and ironic.

Joe: We're having a genocide convention at 2:00, behind Hayes Hall.
Bob: What?
Joe: You know... a safety meeting.
Bob: Huh?
Joe: Bob... we're smoking pot at 2:00, ok? Just be there.

by burdettb October 4, 2007

Connection Errection

When your signal is full for more than 10 seconds.

when i was at the ATT head quarters i got an connection errection

by triple22a November 22, 2010

tight connection

a man who openly prefers sex with other men.

Airline Attendent: Could thossse of you not having tight connectionssss pleasssse remain sseated ssso thossse with tight connectionsss or VERY tight connectionssss more ssspeedily exsit the aircraft in order to reach thossse tight connectionsss

by twiddles August 8, 2003

spaver connection

An aquantence where by some has gotten a job by knowing an employee/employer

Hey bro how did get that job

I know a guy that works there

Oh he's your spaver connection

by Marcman1000 October 3, 2013

Armo Connectionz

A Group of Armenians who started a legendary crew. They go from game to game, and they ALWAYS have their crew well known.

Crew Consists of 4 Real Life friends.
Dust2dust - Mikhail
QRich - Michael
HG(SilentKiller) - Hayk
Krazykayj - Hrant

They have MANY more in their crew. But those are the 4 main boss's.

Them Armo Connectionz boys got to this game b4 we did.

by Dust2Dust January 14, 2008

Backbone Connection

a fast internet connection usually ordered by dull internet dorks that want to download at speeds of 1000,000kbps

an ATM connection
4Mbps+ connection

by SoliD_SnakE June 29, 2004

Convention

— noun

1. Archaic a gathering of midgets

2. a gathering of little people

eg. “We’d better stock up on trampolines; the convention is in town.”
eg. “That’s nothing, bro.. I once hung out with a convention of Tyrion Lannisters in Vegas.”
eg. “Could you please move a little to your right? I’m trying to see the convention.”

by blair walsh January 12, 2018