Confederate States of America

The Southern states in the Civil war from 1861-1865 Consisted of 13 states: Alabama, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Missouri, Louisiana, Texas, Kentucky, Tennessee, North Carolina, South Carolina, Virginia, and Mississippi. Believed in States Rights and killed alot of Yankee Bastards but fought hard and lost

Tom: Hey Bill did you know Missouri is awesome and the rest of the south is too? Bill: No its not go Union and Obama is awesome !! We will be the Communist Union of the North. Tom: Youre going to burn in hell for eternity Bill We will cecede from you pigs and kill you all and be the Conservitive Republic of America and all our people will be happy and go to heaven becuase WE GO TO CHURCH !!! COnfederate States of America

by Dr.Redneck September 19, 2010

Questionable Content

A frightfully shitty webcomic by has-been writer/illustrator extraordinaire Jeph Jacques. During the course of the story, which ranks in repetition and boringness with megatokyo, Jaques' artistic abilities have matured, but his dismal writing talents have stayed constant.

Dude: "Anyone know where I can find an enormously unfulfilling slice-of-life webcomic?"

Bro: "Yeah, check out Questionable Content. Come for the fake problems, stay for the lame, all's-well-that-ends-well story arcs that are resolved with no problems at the end of a week."

by Anony)ous November 7, 2009

Confederacy of Liars

Men in suits we elect to fuck us over.

The government is just a confederacy of liars, theives, rapists, baby-killers.

by China Bob February 27, 2006

Confederofascist

Confederofascist: a person whose political beliefs are based on, and animated by, Neo-Confederate, and fascist Nazi understandings of race and white supremacy as well as relations of a dominant capital to a submissive and abused labor;

Persons who support a white ethnostate and subjugation of minorities of race and or religion.

Confederofascism: the overall doctrines of those who believe and promote Neo-Confederate and fascist or Nazi beliefs. The beliefs of the Alt-Right.

Bob used to care little for politics until Donald Trump ran for office; now he's all on board the Confederofascist hate train.

by MVCatdaddy February 13, 2018

Urban Contemporary

A condescending phrase used to describe a person, black or white, who embodies the urban lifestlye.

Did you see those urban contemporaries over there? Damn, they just don't know when to quit, do they?

by Chris May 16, 2004

PS3 Exclusive content

A joke: more accurately towards xbox for being awesome.

Guy 1: Dude did you here i have halo and a motion sensor thats not a big purple dildo.

Fag: Oh yeah well i am gay and own a PS3 with no decent exclusive games and mostly asian shit that makes no sense...but we...uhhh we umm...we get ps3 exclusive content for Assassins creed.

Guy 1: well ok, im just gonna go over here and be hetro

by The Oracle of Sgt Rhubarb January 3, 2011

confederate blumpkin

The act of getting a blowjob while taking a shit in a random ditch down in the south. After shitting you then take the fecal matter and cover the girl in it. You then run that black bitch out of town yelling, "FOR THE CONFEDERACY"

That bitch gave me a confederate blumpkin....then I had to lynch her

by The angry southerner November 24, 2010