Configging

A random I.T jargon word which usually translates as "we are incapable of resolving your query"

I failed when configging your new system

by PhilScarlet August 14, 2016

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When your auto correct is a bitch,

Downgraded version of Confirmed

HOLY SHIT MY MOM HAS A CRIMINAL AS A HUSBAND IT'S CONFIMES,

FUCK I MEAN CONFIRMED

by JOHNNYTHECORRUPTEDFLOWER November 25, 2016

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Confix • Confixciation • confixed • confidence • confident • confirmed bachelor • confidential • Conficker • confined • confident turtle

The act of "nutting" or ejaculating in a victims eyes and then robbing them blind.

The name is a double-entendre as you literally are "confiscating" a person's money and because it was created by a jewish man named Kahn, who loved to steal shmeckels with his eye-nut technique. Because of Kahn, the name Kahnfiscate the moneys was popularized, sadly mistyping has changed history.

A very common sign of disrespect in the 17th century, however is now resurfacing due to its use in the chorus of the song "black beatles" by Rae Sremmurd.

Black beatles in the city, be back immediately, to confiscate the moneys.

Tim: yo, Kahn. Can you buy dinner?

Kahn: sure, I just confiscated the moneys from this thicc girl.

by Meatorino69 December 5, 2016

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Configurate

Configurate (noun): A discernable pattern, in the shape of the Hindu-Arabic numeral eight ("8"), created by a convicted criminal while engaged in any locomotive activity, either self-propelled (walking, running, skating, bicycling, etc.) or by way of a motorized conveyance (automobile, motorcycle, Hoverboard, Segway, etc.)

Gayle: "Can you believe that Donald Trump is actually going to be the next President of the United States?"
Bob: Yeah, I know. That's crazy, right? But I'm sure it won't be long before all of America gets to enjoy seeing Trump

configurate for the rest of his life.

by TheoFandtoa January 8, 2017

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