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computer stoned

when you have been on the computer for like 8+ hours and your body feels like its sunken into the couch and yours eyes are heavy and blood shot as if you were really stoned.
dude last night i spent 9 hours on my computer i was so computer stoned
by Marlind September 12, 2010
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Computer Retarded

A person who cannot do anything involving a computer even if you walk them through a simple task (ie sending an email or installing a game) even if you walk them through it extensively.
Once my friend broke his minecraft trying to install mods. I told him to send me a windows remote assistance email so I can do the complete process in minutes. Took him 4 hours to send me an email containing "C:\users\joel\documents and settings\appdata\.minecraft\bin"

He is a shining example of someone who is computer retarded
by Zaccster December 27, 2011
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commu

A shorter term for communism. AKA commie. Pronounced liked commute without the ending -te. The U will still be a strong vowel.
Kid 1: Bruv, da fuck are you? A commu?
Kid 2: Fuck yah man!
by CaptThomas April 17, 2019
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campus slut

A woman that has sex with a collage professor for good grades.
The campus slut goes down on her anthropology professor every wednesday.She never read a book but gets straight A's.
by Dr. Phd September 17, 2008
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CompuServe

An archaic spin-off of the system-crash-waiting-to-happen, AOL. Quite possibly worse than AOL... if that even makes sense. Known to scare innocent children across the globe.
"...AOL just sent me an e-mail trying to get me to switch over from CompuServe... I'm scared shitless... ::locks self up in bomb shelter for 15 years::"
by EnixPSIkid451 March 5, 2005
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get off the computer

somthing that people say when you are watching to many lets plays on youtube
by kiki bender April 6, 2017
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computer confidence

Someone who thinks he real smooth on the internet. But when he face to face he dont gots it.
I like mac'n on bitches at da club. Some jacob be thinkin he smooth sittin at home wit his computer confidence.
by Steve-o12345 October 20, 2009
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