midnight cocksucker

A person that kisses ass to another but does secretly behind everyone's back

Vince is midnight cocksucker. He talked to the boss last night after we left to tell on us

by Scorpio1386 August 23, 2021

Cockalocktia

When a males penis is permanently locked in the upright position. Prevelent in frequent users of Viagra.

Ben: Whoa
Bob: What?
Ben: My cock won't go down.
Bob: Dude, you got cockalocktia

by The Flying Filipino November 14, 2005

cockblocker

1. a female/male that prevents someone from getting sex.
2. someone who blocks the cock.
3. Luana

Luanaaa Ribeiro

"Daaamn look at Luana shes a hardcore cockblocker!"

by carolbitchh July 25, 2007

Cockblock

when a bitch friend come in between and your lady friend when your trying to have a romantic moment

Damn man, Mehrab cockblocked me when i was trying to get my mack on with Danielle.

by lolthewhitekidfromthe818 November 6, 2010

Cockblockalypse Now

Getting cock blocked by a film enthusiast at the cinema

*About to pull your date*

"Continuing on, I really think Martin Sheen's shoe choice is quite significant and the background is... "

"Hey dude, stop talking about Francis Ford Coppola films. Go audition for cockblockalypse now, you'll get the part for sure asshol'"

*The End*

by (blow)jobby November 6, 2011

Cockblock

The true identity of a fictional character that likes to go by the name of Asia Argento in a light novel/anime series known as Highschool DxD

“Do you want to attack me?”

Buchou spoke as if she had seen through my heart. As usual it seemed like my thoughts were easy to read.

“If Cockblock wasn't here, I may have been attacked… seems like during our time alone…”

by Wubbadu June 7, 2016

Loving Cockblock

Cockblocking one of your friends when they're really drunk and trying to fuck an ugly chick.

Johan: Dude what the fuck you totally cockblocked me last night!

Jeremy: You were trying to get with Devyn, you should be thanking me!

Johan: Yeah i guess it was a loving cockblock

by KJDubs September 28, 2011