Cock Carousel

A metaphorical place that (unfortunately) women will go to in their 20's. They will essentially give out free fucks to all the Chads, and will then act as if they are entitled, justified and free to now settle down with any beta male for the purpose of having a family.

It is a sad reflection upon our society that feminism has gone from being a civil rights movement to empowering women to be shameless sluts.

Nigel: "Man, I am so lucky to have my loving wife. She'll always stick by me."
Chad: "Dude, you got played hard. She had a long ride on the Cock Carousel in her 20's, she's a slut!"

by That_One_Dodgy_boi September 30, 2017

NICE COCK

“Nice Cock” is usually said when a male sees another males genitals and congratulates them for it. Usually men named Luke, Nick or Adam say this frequently.

Adam: *shows his penis*
Luke and Nick: HEY NICE COCK

by RasclutUNO April 30, 2020

cold calling cocksucker

Some poor schmuck tethered to a phone peddling shitty mechandise or services to random numbers.

Craig G. Sat in a cubicle calling random people all day trying to sell them shitty stocks which he knows nothing about. What a cold calling cocksucker!

by Frankie2times September 16, 2016

Cotton cock

Men sometimes experiences a chapped dry cock from getting to many lap dances.

Shit man I got a cotton cock from all the girls giving me lap dances.

by ashane November 15, 2016

Cock Ness Monster

A penis so monstrous that its very existence is doubted by some. Also called Nessie for short.

Jane said John had a Cock Ness Monster, but I didn't know if such a fantastic tale could be true.

by Sastwatch December 9, 2008

flying the cock

When you've got a threesome going with two girls, one is laying on top of the other, and you alternately penetrate each one, i.e. insert penis into the top girl, then withdraw and insert it into the bottom girl, then the top one again, then the bottom, ad infinitum until orgasm. This is flying the cock. Originally coined by Jeffy of RSD.

I flew the cock with Sydney and her mom last night dude, it was awesome--Jeffy would be proud!

I'm flying the cock bitches!

by Shaman25 March 30, 2008

Cockmitment

Being commited to one girl in a relationship.

Greg: I jack it to a mental picture of my girl 90% of the time and don't look at porn often.

Chase: Bro, that's some serious Cockmitment!

by The Urban Dicts October 15, 2009