climate hipster

noun. an individual who, despite the official statements of a large saturation of scientific research foundations, denies the fact that human interaction with the environment has had detrimental outcome.

Jeremiah: All this global warming stuff is bullshit. Have you read those emails between scientists that prove that global warming is a hoax?

Doug: No, mostly because there are no emails between scientists that prove that global warming is a hoax. So, Jeremiah, explain to me how your opinion has more weight than a bunch of scientists with pHDs.

Jeremiah: You don't know what you're talking about!

Doug: What a valid response, climate hipster.

by dqv February 26, 2012

rock climbing

One of only three sports ever invented, the other two being bullfighting and auto racing.

He is one rock climbing son-of-a-bitch.

by Unrepentantfenianbastard April 1, 2004

Climhazzard

Climhazzard- A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years and generally being unable to learn connected speech or guard against common dangers. The term belongs to a classification system no longer in use and is now considered offensive.

See idiot

Damn that Climhazzards an idiot....

by Monkey Named Joe....hehehehe February 21, 2004

Climp

typically used after a sentence to OK it with someone or to complement something. a form of language amongst casual people and hypebeasts.

john - "want to come to my house on the weekend?"
peter - "yeah man climp"

OR

peter - "oh look at my new shoes"
alex - "yeah they look climp bro"

by dls kid September 1, 2019

Ice Climbers

When a man and woman have sex with the same girl.

*in reference to ice climbers- the female and male Eskimo siblings.

'Hey Alison, did you have sex with John's ex?'

'Yeah, now me and him are ice climbers.'

by TK16_Toko August 16, 2016

La Mirada Climate Bubble

A climate phenomenon that has caused the climate of La Mirada to stay at a chill 62
degrees. The inhabitants of the city prefer weather that is 62 degrees, no more, no
less.

Boy: You're not cold??

Girl: Nope, its a nice 62 degrees.

Boy: Durp, I forgot you lived inside the La Mirada Climate Bubble.

by candycrazee October 12, 2011

portuguese rock climb

Portuguese Rock Climb: when a female crabwalks up to a wall with her head facing the wall and you grab her ankles and you fling her up breaking her neck into a 90 degree angle and then busting a nut in her ear

portuguese rock climbing: i was portugese rock climbing with my daughter yesturday

by rootedcso April 7, 2017