claire cottrill

Claire better known as "Clairo" is one of the most beautiful people that could exist on that planet, her smile shines brighter than the force of a thousand suns she has very beautiful songs she is a home for many people, it is a safe place

Have you ever heard Claire cottrill?
x: no
me: you should be amazing

by clairolover November 21, 2021

Claire

Customer Service Host with First Great Western

Claire always told people to remain calm and confident. When Paul lit up a fag, she was fumigating.

by stan claire December 20, 2021

claire lafler

shes a real baddie and hot. like reallyyyyyyyyyy hot. #wishiwasclairelafler shes like totally tubular and i kinda love her. #fyp #marrymeclairelafler #wishiwasyou #xyzabc #IFUCKINLOVEYOASSCLAIRELAFLER

Claire Lafler is a beautiful baddie beach babe that i want to be and shes in my dreams cause shes so perfect
omg is that the super hot sexy baddie that i would die for!? shit whats her name again?? Oh its CLAIRE MCFUCKIN LAFLER

by miguega June 3, 2022

Claire Dumb

A person who eats beans for a living and plays Pokémon Go for hours on end.

Wow that was so stupid you’re so Claire Dumb.

by Chyeah Okay January 14, 2023

Claire Fang

Claire Fang is your average Chinese girl. She gets good grades, she has friends, and her friends drag her down. She goes to church on Sundays, and her favorite snacks are animal crackers. Despite this, she is still unique, most commonly found eating from a toilet bowl in the run-down janitors' closet. Claire Fang also likes eating water, and her favorite animal is most likely a moose. She resembles a Harvey Nichols shopping bag containing a dress and snacks for the week that was left in the trunk of the family Jeep SUV after the soccer mom forgot to take it inside. She makes friends with the kitchen staff. Not only that, but she likes making fun of disabled people, and often she arraigns students for not giving her their pencils. she likes to chew the erasers off

Are you seriously studying after school hours?? You're such a Claire Fang 😂

Do you really have to chew that eraser, I saw you finish one a minute ago? You're such a Claire Fang

by Biedio January 14, 2023

soggy calimari

When a girl excessively works out without showering for days and her vaginia looks like it might have an infection cause it's crusty and smells like fish.

Guy 1: how was that girl you took home from the gym?
Guy 2: when she took her pants off, she had that soggy calimari.

by Peacock matt October 23, 2017

amy-claire

a frikin bomb ass bitch texts without a capital letter always, has a best friend called anissa who is an absoloute fat g and best thing that has ever happened to her. funnier over text than in person and gets insulted by iconic bff anissa aka dood and g of the century. listens to ONLY iconic INDIE music bc she’s a quirky relatable teen. HER BIRTHDAY IS ALSO ON THE 26TH MAY

sis is that anissa? wow she’s iconic. oh but look it’s amy-claire she’s so stunning and amusing

by lolzabunyamyass June 12, 2019