The Canterbury Quaker Shaker

Holding onto your penis during an earthquake of a magnitude of 7.1 or greater, and riding out the earthquake in guilt free pleasure; letting nature take it's course.

Q: How did you survive the Canterbury Earthquake on Sept 4th, 2010?

A: I gripped onto my penis for dear life; The Canterbury Quaker Shaker.

by The Sea N Taylor September 6, 2010

back center pocket

The anus (asshole) where some people will hide contraband or things they don't want found in their possession such as drugs.

I got strip searched at jail, but I hid my drugs in my back center pocket.

by GayWhiteBottom4BBC May 23, 2018

Lowery Freshman Center

A dumbass high school that isn’t really a high school. A place filled with ass fucked teachers, and weird kids. As soon as you enter the shitty hospital looking building, you’ll be yelled at by someone who stands at the door, since you don’t have your ID on. Then, when you go down to house 100 to get a new ID (for 5 goddamn dollars, I might add,) you immediately get dress coded as you walk in for the leggings you are wearing. my point is, this school is ass. it’s basically just a great value Allen High School teachers are pretty shit, layout is shit, lunch system is shit. trying to get up and down the stairs without being shoved is shit. everything is kinda just...shit.

Guy: “Hey, you go to the Lowery Freshman Center right?

Girl: ”Yeah, I do.”

Guy: “I’m so sorry.“

Girl: “It’s okay. It’ll only be one year anyways.”

by Wtf boi October 3, 2019

cisteria

A kind of hysterical derangement suffered by some cisgender people, afraid of transgender women being treated like women, and transgender men being treated like men.

People freaking out over trans women in bathrooms suffer from cisteria.

by JAQrabbit January 19, 2019

Cinderblock

Some one who cock blocks really hard just to be a doosh cause their not getting any.

You: Hey Jenna, want to grab a drink.

Jenna: Yes, id love to.

Cinderblock: Fuck that, kid is an idiot.

You: Fuckin cockblock!

by Bossndacrib July 19, 2011

Cinderace

Cinderace is the best starter ever

The badest starter ever is samurott

Cinderace kicks every starter pokemon’s butt

by BARV I LOVE CHEESE October 4, 2020

Guitar Center

a great guitar store where IF YOU KNOW HOW TO PLAY AND KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GOOD AND BAD INSTRUMENTS,you can find extremely good gear for an extremely low price, all a place to showcase your stuff and jam w/ random people.

Because most people suck at guitar and dont take their time to do some research, they feel like they got ripped off by guitar center.
Too many poeple think muscians friend is guitar center

by Simply a man October 11, 2006