by Thepuppeteer97 March 30, 2015
Get the church burglermug. A complete badass, someone who does what they want when they want. A person you don't want to fuck with. Doesn't look for unnecessary trouble because they know what they are capable of. You can try to be a 'kayden church' but very few succeed.
Person 1: WTF! Did you see what they just did? I'm going to say something...
Person 2: Dude, I wouldn't do that if I were you....They're Kayden Church.
Person 1:Oh shit.
Person 2: Dude, I wouldn't do that if I were you....They're Kayden Church.
Person 1:Oh shit.
by Bernie Badass January 2, 2012
Get the Kayden Churchmug. preaching or church that you watch on tv when you are sick, injured or just don't feel like getting out of bed to go to a real church service.
by K2theTruth December 7, 2011
Get the TV churchmug. The only real religion since all religions have a tid bit of truth in them but have been manipulated by humans for power and money. We look for some grand truth or deity when we are all drops of the deity that we search for. Once we already realize that we are the amazing gods and goddesses we have been searching for and love is all we needed to activate our true power. ChurchOfUs celebrates humanity and all its potential!!!!
Catholicism is a purge upon the land, when will people wake up and realize they have all the power to shape their reality. Someday the only church will be the church of us
by Iamwebster1307 January 23, 2022
Get the Church Of Usmug. guy1: dood i just got a bj
guy2: whered u get it
guy1: at church
guy2: sweet so you got a church job
Guy1: yep
guy2: whered u get it
guy1: at church
guy2: sweet so you got a church job
Guy1: yep
by jobman May 17, 2007
Get the church jobmug. Men who claim to be Christian but use women for sex while enroute to marriage to another woman. A preacher who cheats on his wife. A man who fornicates while claiming to be saved. Wolves in shephard's clothes. A saved man with children with numerous women. Christian men who rape.
by GiftofGodsFavor December 12, 2013
Get the Church hoemug. A business masquerading as a religion, Hillsong Church exploits dim-witted individuals into emptying their pockets through a fear campaign and thoroughly cringeworthy, purpose-built music.
Hillsong is proof that a brain-washing religious propoganda is a damn fine way of making money!
Hillsong has managed to spread its wings much much further than the average unsuspecting citizen realises, evidenced in part by their monopoly over Australian Idol.
Hillsong is scarier than Hitler.
Hillsong is proof that a brain-washing religious propoganda is a damn fine way of making money!
Hillsong has managed to spread its wings much much further than the average unsuspecting citizen realises, evidenced in part by their monopoly over Australian Idol.
Hillsong is scarier than Hitler.
Someone hand that Pastor Brian Houston a butter menthol STAT!
Man hillsong church told me if I didn't hand over my wallet I'd spend eternity eating warm turd sandwiches in the firey depths of hell!! So I gave em my house and car keys as well, just to be on the safe side.
Man hillsong church told me if I didn't hand over my wallet I'd spend eternity eating warm turd sandwiches in the firey depths of hell!! So I gave em my house and car keys as well, just to be on the safe side.
by triggaz December 17, 2007
Get the hillsong churchmug.