A person that always has a convincing reason for not going even if they leave next door or 5minutes away from church
by Le_ra September 29, 2019
Saying you have Church Butt is an easy way of explaining that your butt is sore from sitting so long, like it does when u sit at church for hours.
by leeleespeepee October 25, 2022
adjective; an offensively funny person.
by Panthernopanth January 30, 2022
1. Families that frequently migrate to different churches
2. A notorious Manhattan gang known for ransacking churches
2. A notorious Manhattan gang known for ransacking churches
by Nightwatch2007 November 17, 2022
guy1: dood i just got a bj
guy2: whered u get it
guy1: at church
guy2: sweet so you got a church job
Guy1: yep
guy2: whered u get it
guy1: at church
guy2: sweet so you got a church job
Guy1: yep
by jobman May 04, 2007
Men who claim to be Christian but use women for sex while enroute to marriage to another woman. A preacher who cheats on his wife. A man who fornicates while claiming to be saved. Wolves in shephard's clothes. A saved man with children with numerous women. Christian men who rape.
by GiftofGodsFavor December 12, 2013
A business masquerading as a religion, Hillsong Church exploits dim-witted individuals into emptying their pockets through a fear campaign and thoroughly cringeworthy, purpose-built music.
Hillsong is proof that a brain-washing religious propoganda is a damn fine way of making money!
Hillsong has managed to spread its wings much much further than the average unsuspecting citizen realises, evidenced in part by their monopoly over Australian Idol.
Hillsong is scarier than Hitler.
Hillsong is proof that a brain-washing religious propoganda is a damn fine way of making money!
Hillsong has managed to spread its wings much much further than the average unsuspecting citizen realises, evidenced in part by their monopoly over Australian Idol.
Hillsong is scarier than Hitler.
Someone hand that Pastor Brian Houston a butter menthol STAT!
Man hillsong church told me if I didn't hand over my wallet I'd spend eternity eating warm turd sandwiches in the firey depths of hell!! So I gave em my house and car keys as well, just to be on the safe side.
Man hillsong church told me if I didn't hand over my wallet I'd spend eternity eating warm turd sandwiches in the firey depths of hell!! So I gave em my house and car keys as well, just to be on the safe side.
by triggaz November 17, 2007