thando church

A person that always has a convincing reason for not going even if they leave next door or 5minutes away from church
Also known as:the holiest mgedeni

Me:does Thando church
Her:uhm sometimes
by Le_ra September 29, 2019
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Church Butt

Saying you have Church Butt is an easy way of explaining that your butt is sore from sitting so long, like it does when u sit at church for hours.
„I‘ve got church butt.“ or „You have church butt yet?“
by leeleespeepee October 25, 2022
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Church Fart

adjective; an offensively funny person.
Do you know my cousin Cletus? Oh, you have to meet him, he’s a real church fart!
by Panthernopanth January 30, 2022
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Church jumpers

1. Families that frequently migrate to different churches

2. A notorious Manhattan gang known for ransacking churches
"Those families are such church jumpers"

"HOLY SHIT IT'S THE CHURCH JUMPERS, RUN"
by Nightwatch2007 November 17, 2022
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church job

guy1: dood i just got a bj
guy2: whered u get it
guy1: at church
guy2: sweet so you got a church job
Guy1: yep
by jobman May 04, 2007
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Church hoe

Men who claim to be Christian but use women for sex while enroute to marriage to another woman. A preacher who cheats on his wife. A man who fornicates while claiming to be saved. Wolves in shephard's clothes. A saved man with children with numerous women. Christian men who rape.
Most Preachers are church hoes.
by GiftofGodsFavor December 12, 2013
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hillsong church

A business masquerading as a religion, Hillsong Church exploits dim-witted individuals into emptying their pockets through a fear campaign and thoroughly cringeworthy, purpose-built music.

Hillsong is proof that a brain-washing religious propoganda is a damn fine way of making money!

Hillsong has managed to spread its wings much much further than the average unsuspecting citizen realises, evidenced in part by their monopoly over Australian Idol.

Hillsong is scarier than Hitler.

Someone hand that Pastor Brian Houston a butter menthol STAT!

Man hillsong church told me if I didn't hand over my wallet I'd spend eternity eating warm turd sandwiches in the firey depths of hell!! So I gave em my house and car keys as well, just to be on the safe side.
by triggaz November 17, 2007
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