Chesapeake Shizzler

The act of masturbating into a jar of heated peanut butter, and smearing the contents onto someone else's chest.

"Dude, I gave Melissa a Chesapeake Shizzler last night, it was amazing!"

by Goose-person October 14, 2023

on'chelay

Beautiful, and very feisty. Loyal and funny. Likes to do adventurous things with other people.

Dang! That On'Chelay girl is a keeper.

by thewizkid22999 October 6, 2016

Clare/Chelsea

A Clare/Chelsea is a quite girl on the outside, but once you get to know them they have a very funny sense of humor. She watches a lot of anime and reads a lot of manga. She loves blood related things but doesn't talk about it to other people knowing that they will look at her weirdly. She is a pretty girl with brown hair and black eyes. When she has a crush on someone it would take her a long time to stop thinking about that person. She tends to swear a lot and has a very rude attitude towards the people she hates. But she cares about her friends as if they were her family. Her grades are not the best, but she doesn't care. She has no problem getting into harm when it comes to defending her friends. When someone insults her she fights back with no questions asked. But if her own friend makes fun of her then she would turn into a huge softie and start sobbing.

Damn...she's tough...
Nah..she might be a Clare/Chelsea.

by i-am-dead-inside May 9, 2020

Krasnoyarsk-Chelyabinsk

a city in russia you numnut

i went to krasnoyarsk-Chelyabinsk

by hyanide November 10, 2021

The Chesapeake Ripper

A Psychopathic Murderer who Cannibalized 39 Criminally Insane criminals after a Karen Banegas cheated on him.

The Chesapeake Ripper has terrorized the Criminally Insane of the Midwest because of a Karen Banegas.

by KBR#91Slut October 13, 2023

Being the Chelsea

A phrase used to describe the domineering, spoiled person in the relationship.

"You're being the Chelsea," Steve said to Angie, as she complained about his meal.

by infinitejest42 May 15, 2016

AHAHarb aka Chelsea

Her name is chelsea and her spotify looks like someone is laughing (featured above) she is my lil shawty, she my lil boo thang. she ain't got the fatty but she do be catching mood swings. I love her to death and she is born on the sexiest day of year. xoxo gossip girl

AHAHarb aka Chelsea - 'LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG'
Meggles - 'ROAD WORK AHEAD? AH YEAH I SURE HOPE IT DOES'
AHAHarb aka Chelsea - 'PSHT YOLO'

by sandraisthebomb September 10, 2020