Chelsae 

Very rare, usually talented in the culinary arts and music. Sometimes a pain in the ass but makes up for it later. Spelling derived from altered states of parental minds. Spontaneous and bubbly. Obnoxious.

Pronounced: Chel-say

That's the first person I've ever met with the name Chelsae. She was exciting but too much for me.

Chelsae by MitchMitchSwitch June 9, 2010

Chelsea boots 

Boots that Harry Styles wear and when asked about it, heart rate rises to 102 when the steady beat is 67

Dude 1: Your wearing Chelsea boots?
Dude 2: Yea I was inspired by Harry

Chelsea boots by midnightmemories December 15, 2019

Pulling a Chelsea

1. When you knock something over, break something, and/or hurt yourself out of pure clumsiness.
2. When you obsess over the grammar of a piece of writing so much that you don't pay attention to the content itself.
3. When you mishear a word someone says, thinking they said something dirty.

1. "Shit, I spilled my drink and now my computer's soaked. I totally just pulled a Chelsea."
2. "Sorry, I'll read your email in a minute - I'm pulling a Chelsea right now. I just need to print it out and highlight all of the grammatical errors first."
3. "Did that news anchor say 'penis' or am I just pulling a Chelsea?"

Pulling a Chelsea by Cornelius P. Smear III June 12, 2020

Chelsa 

(chel-sa)
The most beautiful girl on the universe. You should be friends with her because she has a very good personality. She knows how to comfort you and make you feel better. She's also very approachable, kind and smart. She's fun to hang out with. Just don't mess with her, okay?

Be like Chelsa, the girl with everything

Chelsa by FearlessGirl June 9, 2015

The Chelsey Effect 

When one, while consuming alcohol, continues to keep drinking in excessive amounts, all in a short period of time, because they believe that they are perfectly fine and nowhere near being drunk. After a short while, the alcohol will hit them like a wall and they will become severely drunk, possibly going from giggly and happy, to lying on the ground and feeling sick in a matter of minutes.

Jack: “Dude, you need to slow down!”
Bill: “Nah man, I’m totally fine. I don’t feel anything.”
Jack: “Man, The Chelsey Effect is gonna hit you so hard.”

The Chelsey Effect by Stain Central June 23, 2016

Chelsea 

Calm, even when facing pressure
Happy to lead any creature
Extremely talented, does everything to the best of her ability
Loves to be left alone and does not makes a scene
She's an amazing ray of sunshine

Exceptionally smart and she's so fine
And read the first letter of each line

Dude 1: I'm thinking of going out with this Angel
Dude 2: Oh yeah, which one?
Dude 1: Chelsea
Dude 2: Call her Chels, she'll love that

Chelsea by Phil__Shady November 12, 2020

Chelsea Academy 

A crap school with the worst teachers ever who never follows the school system because its garbage. Full of attention seeking hoes and the atmosphere makes you feel like you want to throw up. Support the manifesto and take down Daverat

You want to go to a trash school, well why not go to Chelsea Academy

Chelsea Academy by Manifesto Supporter April 13, 2019