Cheez-it

An awesome cheesse cracker snack that can make you constipated, this is caused by eating too many.

Dude, I ate 2 boxes of cheez-its & i became constipated! FUCK!

by cheezeit June 24, 2009

Cheesy Bell Whif

An rather unpleasant smell originating from the penis, commonly know as the "bell end". Usually caused by a build up of smegma around the gland of the penis.

A right dirty bastard, not washing his cock on a daily basis.

E.g. A girl giving her boyfriend oral sex and says to him " your dick smells like cheese", an unsuspecting cheesy bell whiff occured.

by a smelly tail May 18, 2009

cheesy pigeon

The Cheesy Pigeon

When you rub an uncleaned bellend on a dead pigeons lifeless body and peck away at the bell (covered in cheese) with its beek.

Then fuck its corpse!!!!!

My cheesy pigeon is cheesy

by Potts Racing July 4, 2014

cheeky little cunt

A Cheeky little Cunt is not by definitions a Cheeky little Cunt. A Cheeky little Cunts is a name you give someone that you love, like a good friend.

"You cheeky little cunt"

You cheeky little cunt

by Lukas22 December 20, 2016

Cheesy Peas

Comical food product invented by the The Fast Show, a UK TV program which aired in the 90s

"New After-Dinner cheesy peas!"

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

cheesy ragu

The product of masturbating so furiously on a pimple covered penis, such that the penis becomes chafed and bloody, mixing together the popped pimple puss and blood into a paste known as the cheesy ragu.

Much to his chagrin, the pimply teen was unable to find his Jergen's, resulting in a thick cheesy ragu courtesy of his dry right hand.

by Nightwing68 November 7, 2007

Cheezyballs

When a dudes balls are ripe with a repugnant, ripe cheese smell. Often due to poor hygiene and sweat.

I went down to give him the best head of his life but gagged on his cheezyballs.

I just scratched my sack and now my fingers reek of cheezyballs.

by Eaton Holgoode November 3, 2017