Captain Birdseye

Bit of a wind up merchant who appears on the CFC Chat page

Likes to wind up other posters with strange paedophile like phrases

by Psychologist October 11, 2003

Captain Hook

A bent penis in the shape of a hook.

Mike: I have a Captain Hook!

by MaddaCheeb24 October 8, 2009

Captain Savajo

The name is derived from its pronunciation - Captain Save-A-Ho. It describes a man who dates someone who he knows to have had multiple past partners in an attempt to "save" that someone, turning them into a respectable girlfriend.

Damn, look at Captain Savajo bringing that ho home to his parents! He knows that girl's slept with two other guys this week!

by F. L. Wright December 8, 2009

Captain's Log

This is no ordinary poo. This poo is so beast that it needs to be broken in half in order to get flushed, otherwise it will just stay in the toilet bowl like a brown stone.

Man, my captains log was so big it was sitting out of the water

by Don Gulliver April 7, 2003

captain underpants

a mild mannor high school principle, but when you snap your fingers he sheds his clothes, (minus underwear)to save the day. He was created by the author Dav Pilkey. captain underpants has numbious childrens books written about him.

captain underpants just gave that bad guy a wedgie.
your so cool your like captain underpants

by Vince Villella May 30, 2006

Captain Save a Bitch

When someone tries to jump into a situation and be the hero, when it is completely unnecessary.

Justin tried to be Captain Save a Bitch when I put Lauren on blast for stealing my Atari games.

by quest224 July 18, 2009

captain McCockblock

a master cockblocker, a fonzie type that is the reason you're still masturbating every night

Gee thanks captain McCockblock! There goes my last chance of experiencing paid for sex.

by captain McDoucher August 5, 2011