by FBI_WeegeeBoy1243 November 19, 2021
Get the Hang Castle mug.She is a fighter and strong and will do anything to help out the people she is close to. She will protect you as long as you stay on her good side. She loves gacha life and she is bisexual. If you gain her trust then you can find a good side to her and if you turn on her she will break in your body. She is a good person and will keep her friends out of danger.
by the1dev September 24, 2020
Get the Analyca Castle mug.A sexual phenomenon in which a woman slowly roasts her tits in a crock pot until they are tomato red. She then lines up 9 eggplants in 3 rows of 3 after slathering them in Sweet Massachusetts Marinade. Once they are prepped she takes a pair of stilts and gives them to a man who then shoves them in her Moist Porthole until she feels the need to erratically unicycle. While cycling the man balance on the horizontal stilts and helicopters his pecker 100 times. This unlocks a portal through her German Jungle and they both end up in Cincinnati willing, naked, and afraid. The eggplants are left behind as a ritual for any frisky lady to do a squat for the pure bliss of appreciating nature. Go 49ers!
That lady looks like her cunt has been stuffed with stilts, she must have been doing a Jethros Castle. What a slut.
by Sweet Baby Coitus November 18, 2023
Get the jethros castle mug.A term from the Age of Empires 2 (AoE2) community which refers to a castle, usually placed a little too far forward on the map, which is not able to be fully built because of enemy military in the area. Named after pro player Daut, this ambitious style of castle placement was recognized by the game's Definitive Edition release with the achievement "Castle of Doubt," for which a player must place a castle foundation and leave it unbuilt at over 90% completion.
T90Official: "I don't know if this castle goes up, Dave. The army's coming in, the villagers are dying aaaand--"
Dave: "--It's a Daut Castle! 96.9%! Nice!"
Dave: "--It's a Daut Castle! 96.9%! Nice!"
by torpedo2 November 9, 2025
Get the Daut Castle mug.by MrBunbury September 15, 2018
Get the apple castle mug.Somebody that actively seeks well off people not because of the money but because they dream of living in a big house.
Jack: Do you think she has a big house?
Tom: Probably
Jack: Got to get me some of that!
Tom: You're such a castle chaser...
Tom: Probably
Jack: Got to get me some of that!
Tom: You're such a castle chaser...
by Superdannnn August 22, 2014
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