Card Licker

A colloquial term referring to an individual who displays an excessively frugal and penny-pinching behavior. A card licker will go to great lengths and employ unconventional methods to save even the smallest amounts of money or resources, often at the expense of practicality or social norms.

"I can't believe Tim spent an hour meticulously scraping off the expiration date on expired coupons just to use them. He's such a card licker."

"Sarah's reputation as a card licker spread quickly when her friends discovered she would collect discarded gift cards and painstakingly erase the remaining balances to reuse them."

by Xx_ILove_craighogan_Xx July 12, 2023

FUSIMUD card

The card left behind when the postmen cannot deliver your package.

Fuck You Sorry I Missed U Dickhead

OH great Australia Post left me the FUSIMUD card

by Habura123 June 18, 2016

Shredit card

1. The act of shredding an old and useless credit card
2. To shred a credit card because it's expired

See ya, i'ma do a shredit card real quick

by My yee 2 March 13, 2021

Pokimontron Cards

Nudes from females or males.

Isaac: did you get those Pokimontron cards last night
Dominic: Oh yeah they were greasyyyyy

by Cupcake_Dealer06 January 22, 2022

Lillian Card

The best possible card you can get. its creative and funny and a b-day must-have! :3

Oh, I hope a Lillian Card comes with this gift!

by kh314 December 19, 2017

Union Card

When you wrap a playing card or other thick cardboard around your penis before sex to achieve supplemental girth. When inserted, the card is part of your “union” with your partner, hence, union card.

My dick is shaped like a coffee stirrer, better get my union card ready.

by Teamster954 March 26, 2021

thot card

a form of payment provided by local municipalities intended to be used for the purchase of goods in low-income households that are inhabited by at least one female who partakes in the act of twerking or other scandalous activities. More commonly referred to as: EBT cards, SNAP Benefits card, Foodstamp card or the Hood Credit card.

Girl - "Yo, do y'all take thot cards here?"
Cashier - "Um, what's a thot card?"
Girl - "You know, this. *Pulls out benefit card* My thot card"
Cashier - "Oh, yeah! We take those here."

by SirWilliams December 5, 2015