Can of soup

When a girl wants to take you home to have sex but you are a retard a blow your chances so offer her a can of soup

(Girl) hey I’m not sleeping with you tonight. (Guy) well what do you want a bowl of soup or something leading to the guy using a can of soup and some fresh tiger loaf

by Massive corey October 7, 2020

Schrödinger's Can

A beverage can that has been open for days and may or may not have a bug in it. You can't see into the can to get a clear answer, therefore the can simultaneously does and doesn't have a bug in it until you pour out the whole thing and see for yourself.

"I wouldn't drink that, man. It's been out for a while. It's a real Schrödinger's can at this point."

by BoredCollegeKid April 6, 2016

aids in a can

just another way of saying something is very stupid or unfair.

The thing Jackson did to Ladick was aids in a can.

by coolio16 November 5, 2018

Can of Poop

When someone has a raunchy ass fart (preferably warm and must be odor filled), cups their hand over their ass, and catchs this bundle of joy. Your next move takes precise timing as you only have seconds to deliver this devastating smell by cupping your hand over the victims nose and/or mouth while stating "Can of Poop!"

My day was shattered when someone ahole decided to give me a Can of Poop.

by RedDragonBucket May 22, 2011

Canned Coochie

Canned Coochie is Cheap Coochie also Just Coochie in a Can.

ALL LESBIANS ARE SWEATING ;)))))))))))) DRIP DRIP WET WET

"I like Canned Coochie."

"Really? Same."
"HANNAH SWEETY LISTEN TO ME."

by Hannahpleaseloveme June 9, 2019

can shooter

an excessively powerful gun that has no real hunting purpose is often justified by being called a can shooter.

"what in the world are you gonna use that m-4 with a hundred round drum for?"

"well it's a can shooter obviously!!"

"wtf?"

"Afri-cans, Mexi-cans, Puerto ri-cans!!"

"stupid racist mall ninja"

by g3 4 me May 8, 2010

SAUSAGE IN THE CAN

Another way of saying anal sex, which pretty much involves a penis of some sort thrust into an asshole of any kind. Plain and simple, the meat log in the balloon knot!!!

Yo yo yo, I know diz skeezy bitch ass ho dat likes sausage in the can, you know whut I'm sayin'???? Whut do you mean did duh skeezer scream, NIGGA PLEASE!!!

by JASON C-10-K September 13, 2008