Quantum Caring

When you feel bad for someone, but at the same time you couldn't care less about it.

Oh man, I was talking with this completely stupid mother. She asked me: "Would you know how she could make my four year old kid eat spinach?"

I told her: "Sure, just take a basic sope bar, without parfum or any other bad ingrediants. Cut the sope into smaller pieces and garnish it on a delicious sandwich. That he must eat. Afterwards he will like spinach."

And she actually believed me. But unfortunately for the kid, it had his stomach pumped out for eating too much sope. I was quantum caring about this situation.

by DonglebeeBooboo Hard1 February 4, 2015

Teleporter Camping

When in a FPS that include teleporters, typically Team Fortress 2, a player waits near a teleporter exit for a enemy player to come out for the player to kill.

*Player 1 comes out of teleporter exit, player 2 kills player 1*
Player 1: OMFG YOU FUCKING NOOB STOP FUCKING TELEPORTER CAMPING!!!1!!1!

by Mike's_Memes_42 October 16, 2017

selective caring

When a group of popular kids exclude unpopular kids from their caring/attention.

Bro, Jason's such a faggot. I think he and the other popular kids have selective caring.

by Neas_Rebel November 6, 2017

backwards camping

Two people having anal sex while facing each other, as opposed to anal sex doggy style.

How was your night with Danny?

It was amazing! He wanted to do some backwards camping, so it was a party in the front while he was coming in the back.

by Reddick Timmay November 23, 2017

Tactical Camping

tac·ti·cal camp•ing

/ˈtaktək(ə)l/ /'kampING/

adjective noun

Tactical Camping is

1.) In fps multiplayer - the act of remaining in one spot (usually alone) with a (Sniper Rifle), (Shotgun), or any other weapon in a area waiting for enemy players to get easy points specifically CoD

Generally looked upon as a "cheap" method of gaining kills or scorestreaks.

2.) Also in Multiplayer - playing at a slower pace moving from place to place not be confused with camper or camping.
Especially if you're still learning the games modes, maps, and/or angles.

"Mark engaged in a last ditch effort to stop being constantly killed by noobs and pros alike while also not trying to being a total camper" He began what he likes to call "Tactical Camping"

by WarChief311 November 3, 2019

Froxy Camping

When the killer (in Dead By Daylight) is between face camping and proxy camping, not leaving the area of the hook and staring at the survivor from a far. It is referred to as Froxy Camping.

The Cannibal: You hoe, you fucking cunt how you gonna loop my ass everywhere and not get this dick bitch.
Laurie: What the heck man it was only for 3 gens. You don't need to be Froxy Camping me, WHAT THE FUCK.

* The Cannibal starts morbidly fisting the Laurie and she dies a miserable death on the hook*.

by Imperialroads January 3, 2021

Sausage casing

When you slide the condom off in her ass so when she shits it fills the condom like a sausage

Hey Becky, Keaton left a condom in my ass, when I pooped the next day it looked like I left a full sausage casing in the toilet

by J.ford199 March 17, 2021