While having sex, you knock out your partner and cum on her back. Wait till morning, then peel it off and make her eat it.
Oh yea!
"POW"
uhhhhgh!
crackle crackle, eat this.
ok... munch munch munch, "EWW"
-California Sun Chip
"POW"
uhhhhgh!
crackle crackle, eat this.
ok... munch munch munch, "EWW"
-California Sun Chip
by mr.funnybones April 4, 2010
Get the California Sun Chip mug.Usually when the girl is tired or lazy and doesn't want to give you a real handjob, instead she takes off her shoes, or socks, lays on the floor, puts her feet together, side-by-side, and you put your penis in the arches of her feet.
I asked my wife for a handjob the other day, but she said she was tired, and took off her shoes and said she'd gratefully give me a California Handjob
by Mitchell Clooky June 15, 2008
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the best state ever. it's not exactly like new york - big city yes, but no new england culture or street vendors. (except those hispanic people selling ice cream or those weird tomato chips.) there are a lot of different ethnic groups of people.
in so cal we have the valley (valley girls) and lotsa gangsta people down south. then there are the party people with their weed & acid, those bad things...but don't get me wrong theres lots of cheesy people ....every state has its losers.
there's the beach, the valley, the ghetto places, beverly hills (those rich people), hollywood, and those really camping/mountain-ish places up north. there's also palm springs, the desert.
WEATHER: yeah the summers are hot. compared to the east coast, our winters are pretty weak.
despite common misconceptions, not everyone in california is blonde or surfer.
plus we have the governator.
in so cal we have the valley (valley girls) and lotsa gangsta people down south. then there are the party people with their weed & acid, those bad things...but don't get me wrong theres lots of cheesy people ....every state has its losers.
there's the beach, the valley, the ghetto places, beverly hills (those rich people), hollywood, and those really camping/mountain-ish places up north. there's also palm springs, the desert.
WEATHER: yeah the summers are hot. compared to the east coast, our winters are pretty weak.
despite common misconceptions, not everyone in california is blonde or surfer.
plus we have the governator.
by city lights March 18, 2007
Get the california mug.a stereotyped image. yes most girls are tan ( because of the sun and warm weather), but most girls aren't the ditzy stereotype. Most aren't rich, i live in san diego and i dont know any rich people. we like to have fun and laugh a lot. besides, if were so ditzy and terrible, why does everyone want to be/ date us? they make songs about us. noone cares about a montana girl ( no offense). we are fun loving, happy, and smart girls that are blessed with the sun and good skin/ good bodies. so dont be jealous!
Urma- Wow! Your so pretty! and so sun-kissed! How did you do out here in rhode island?
Kristina- I spent a lot of time at the beach when i lived in San Diego, that southern cali weather is just so amazing!
Urma- Your such a California Girl, always fun-loving and happy
Kristina- I spent a lot of time at the beach when i lived in San Diego, that southern cali weather is just so amazing!
Urma- Your such a California Girl, always fun-loving and happy
by Krystal11 August 19, 2010
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When I spoke to John on the phone and heard his giddy voice, I thought he might be gay like me. Then when I met him, he had a wife and kid. He must be "California straight".
I went shopping with Fred, and he was very concerned with wearing the latest designers and buying expensive shoes. But he always talks about tits and ass. He must be one of those "California straights".
I went shopping with Fred, and he was very concerned with wearing the latest designers and buying expensive shoes. But he always talks about tits and ass. He must be one of those "California straights".
by Philly Chris H January 18, 2007
Get the California straight mug.Rather crude sexual act, when one defecates in their partner's mouth (the coffee), then cums in it (the milk/cream). Some go so far as to urinate or spit in the mouth as well, although I'm not sure how these work in line with the rest of the 'coffee'. Perhaps they represent sugar, I'm not sure.
Average Joe 1: Ahh man, Becky was annoying me last night, so when I saw she was asleep with her mouth open it was the perfect opportunity to give her a Californian Cappuccino!
Average Joe 2: Did you do it?
Average Joe 1: Nah, she woke up as I was pulling down my pants.
Average Joe 2: Ahh, bummer man.
Average Joe 2: Did you do it?
Average Joe 1: Nah, she woke up as I was pulling down my pants.
Average Joe 2: Ahh, bummer man.
by Faux nom April 29, 2010
Get the Californian Cappuccino mug.The overall attitude is haughtiness with hypocritical and epitomous social abuse. Many of the people are generally good-looking with well kept bodies (thanks to the miracles of plastic surgery) and are active in the outdoors. The people are fake: bodies are more important than the person‘s spirit and character because they believe you are what you look like, as if you were a character in the movies. The people are fake with fake boobs, fake lips, fake cheeks and fake eye lashes. L.A is the “plastic surgery capital” of the world. Making money, partying and sex is the meaning of life. If you are shallow, arrogant, superficial, materialistic, and have a good body (even if a fake one), think that life is meaningless other than partying (just look at the corrupt Hollywood culture), you'll do well here. If you are looking for a meaningful life filled with good relationships and want to raise a family like me, forget about it. Moving from the Midwest to California may be very difficult for you, due to the culture shock.
The social structure is extrmely corrupt despite their belief of progress and openess: the government is corrupt, schools are corrupt and the police are corrupt. Californians like to think they are progressive and compassionate, but California is not compassionate by any means. The homeless situation is the worst of any state and even being homeless is almost a crime. If you are a Republican or Conservative and appreciate family values, you will be outcast from much of the population, except in Orange County. You can thank the extreme liberalism coming from Hollywood and the Bay Area for that. They think they are progressive, when in fact all they like to do is put in their ignorant two cents. They talk the talk, but can’t walk the walk. You cannot find a more hypocritical culture anywhere.
Californians think their state is the most beautiful in the world (and there is plenty of serenity in the state) and that no other place of natural beauty exists on this planet, and that they are crime-free. What hogwash. Yes, California is very beautiful state with deserts, mountains, beaches and forests. But between all that, California leads the nation in almost everything bad: violent crime, illegal immigration, a growing prison population, drugs, air pollution and an out of control cost of living. So much so that many of its residents are starting to jump ship and move to other states.
The social structure is extrmely corrupt despite their belief of progress and openess: the government is corrupt, schools are corrupt and the police are corrupt. Californians like to think they are progressive and compassionate, but California is not compassionate by any means. The homeless situation is the worst of any state and even being homeless is almost a crime. If you are a Republican or Conservative and appreciate family values, you will be outcast from much of the population, except in Orange County. You can thank the extreme liberalism coming from Hollywood and the Bay Area for that. They think they are progressive, when in fact all they like to do is put in their ignorant two cents. They talk the talk, but can’t walk the walk. You cannot find a more hypocritical culture anywhere.
Californians think their state is the most beautiful in the world (and there is plenty of serenity in the state) and that no other place of natural beauty exists on this planet, and that they are crime-free. What hogwash. Yes, California is very beautiful state with deserts, mountains, beaches and forests. But between all that, California leads the nation in almost everything bad: violent crime, illegal immigration, a growing prison population, drugs, air pollution and an out of control cost of living. So much so that many of its residents are starting to jump ship and move to other states.
California is NOT what it's cracked up to be. I always wanted to live here as a child. I moved here last year and am ready to return to the Midwest because I don’t fit in here: I am Conservative, a registered Republican (even though I vote for the person and not the party), a family man, don’t care about material wealth, have only an average car and an average physique (God forbid). This place sucks for me. I will NEVER bitch about Chicago again and can’t wait to return. CALIFORNIA SUCKS!!
by krock1dk@yahoo.com September 14, 2007
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